How would an audience view each of us?

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vivadelkitty

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Why in all the nine hells does that unfortunate sap of a teenager divert so much of his time into speaking eloquently when he has nothing to say?

This happens a lot to me, truth be told.
 

Erana

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I think I'm boring, but somehow I made the entire class, professor and all, laugh four times today...
Apparently, I'm endearing.
However, as a character, I don't think I would be very believable. Randomly silly and oblivious, to mothering or existential angst... But I'm just weird.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
Aug 14, 2008
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Some might find my morals too strong, and my belief in the old code old fashioned or even outdated. Interestingly, those same beliefs require me to be helpful, even though I despise being around people. Ok I admit I despise people. I would undoubtably be the good guy, but I might be a little reluctant about it.

They might find it comical how badly I have failed with girls, although I later realized that I was interested in the wrong ones. Then I realized I was better off single anyways.
I often wonder if it is all worth it. I know some will be able to relate to my defiant tendencies, while others will scoff at it, and just want me to go along just like everyone else.

That or they would just find me plain boring.
 

Mr. Squirrel

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Why does he masturbate so much, it's almost not funny anymore. Either that or they wonder why a smart person could be so damned lazy. (Yes, I consider myself smarter than the average human)
 

savandicus

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'Who the heck thought it would be good for a play if the main character lies down and sleeps for 7 hours at a time?'

'He cooks and eats really weird food combinations'

'The music in this play is TERRIBLE'

'Main character needs a haircut'
 

EeveeElectro

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Aug 3, 2008
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"Why... Why is she doing that...?

"Is she ever going to move from that computer?"

"I paid money to watch/read this?!"

Yeah, I'm pretty boring. I hope they won't watch me shower too.
 

Vode

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"Doo, doo doo doo do do doooo, doo doo doooo doo doo di daaa~ Hm? Somethin' happening?"
 

ThePoodonkis

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What is this guy gonna do,
With 3 tons of Oreos and glue?
He finds himself a brick,
and a couple of sticks,
and he somehow made a weapon for you!

That's right everyone,
I made you a gun,
Just like our dear McGuyver.
The only difference to spy,
between McGuyver and I,
Is that I'm not much of a sea diver.
 

Onyx Oblivion

Borderlands Addict. Again.
Sep 9, 2008
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"that guy should be killed. he is a sick bastard." see the darkest secrets thread for why...
 

DirkGently

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"Jesus, will he ever do something he talks about doing? Goddamn is he ever going to make some moves? "
 

Noone From Nowhere

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They would view it as an improbable farce pawned off on them by a madman or a chalatan...preferably from behing several inches of bullet-proof glass.