How would Dr Octopus' arms change your life?

[TheRightToArmBears]

I would probably be some kind of really half assed super hero.

'Listen buddy, give the handbag back. I got four telescopic metal arms that can tear you to shreds. What's that? You've got a gun? Oh, fair enough then. Carry on.'

In all honesty, I'd just walk around with them, doing a war of the world tripod impression, like a boss.

Some of us don't need metal arms to do a tripod impression.[sub]I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it.[/sub]

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Masterbation, welcome to the 21st century...


I jest, i jest...
[sub]More like the 22nd...[/sub]

What i would really do?
Go to an aquarium, and pretend to converse with the octopi. (i hate this octopus word, no matter how you use it people will always get on your case about it)

 

[Introspector]

Well, i presume the increase to my intelligence would allow me to build all manner of super inventions, so i'd build whatever i need to fight off several armies and take power.
Making the world a better place.

 

[BlackStar42]

Typing and fapping at the same time. Also, playing guitar and bass at the same time, cos that's just how I roll.

 

[snagli]

I'd probably do nothing special. Playing Skyrim with my meaty hands, Team Fortress 2 with two robotic hands, and Starcraft with my other robotic hands.

Obviously, a small fortune worth of computer materials will have to be... borrowed in order to install the multitasking software into my brain.

 

[gorfias]

I worry that with having 8 super strong arms, everyone would be asking me to help them move. Be worse than owning a truck.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

It would be easier to crush people.

 

[Shockolate]

Well, jerking off would certainly be an interesting experience...

 

[Logic 0]

I could give out high thirties to people all the time.

 

[RJ Dalton]

I could probably keep myself from falling down stairs so much.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Travel would be so much more awesome. And easier, but mostly awesome.

Exactly, no more car payments or gas for the guy who can roam the land on a quartet of robot arms. It would also be great for people seeking a career in landscape photography, specifically the people who take large, sweeping photos of cities and, valleys from on high.

Personally though? I have no idea...I'd probably travel a lot and use my robot arms to help people move so as to pay for food and, board.

 

[godofallu]

Honestly I don't think the human mind can handle that many arms at once.

If it could, it wouldn't really be all that helpful. They would make it impossible for you to get through doorways, and how often do you really need to pick up a car?

I guess they could be used to... sell for money.

 

[Something Amyss]

Exactly, no more car payments or gas for the guy who can roam the land on a quartet of robot arms. It would also be great for people seeking a career in landscape photography, specifically the people who take large, sweeping photos of cities and, valleys from on high.

Personally though? I have no idea...I'd probably travel a lot and use my robot arms to help people move so as to pay for food and, board.

Also, drive thru. Seriously, imagine screwing with them when you pull around in your nice, shiny legs.

 

[mysecondlife]

I can beat people I strongly dislike.

driving a car would be a ***** though.

 

[Shadow flame master]

I can finally back up the threats I give people at school.

Other than that, multi-tasking to the extreme.

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

driving a car would be a ***** though.

Why would you drive when you can run on vast metal arms? Grab friends and family too, it's an experience for everyone - just be sure not to drop them!

 

[walrusaurus]

DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!H!!!!!!!!!


that is all.

 

[Demonicdan]

DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!H!!!!!!!!!


that is all.

Your timely internet reference is redeemable for 2.3 internets. For me it would be extereme break dancing.