How would gamers hell be like?
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Your version of hell sounds quite scary too.MianusIzBleeding said:
I also obtained my cousins Ngage when he got fed up with it, didnt like it because of my childs hands at the time, couldnt hold or fully use the damn thing properly. Much like the origional Xbox controller, or dinnerplate as it was referred to.
Your only connection anywhere would be a screen and a controller that delivers signs to a retard working as your avatar. And he'd only see your commands as controller symbols, doing his own intepretations of what they mean in any given context.
That would be incredibly frustrating, AND ironic because thats how a gamer would have used his life.
That would be incredibly frustrating, AND ironic because thats how a gamer would have used his life.
You have every game in existence, all of them. The good, the bad, and the weird as well as all the consoles to play them and multiple televisions and screens. You've got plenty of food, electricity, and other entertainment such as television,movies, comics, books, and music, in case you get bored with your games for awhile. You're pretty much set for the best eternity ever. You wonder where you should start...and then you see it. It's that game, YOUR GAME, the one you hold so near and dear to your heart. You pick it up and admire it for a few moments, and then as your joy fills your body, you put the game into it's console, boot it, and...this appears.
No, no, it must be a mistake! You try another game and another, only to be met with the same fate! You're freaking out, what's happening? You decide to take a break from gaming, and watch some television. The TV guide says that your favorite show is one. Let's just relax with some-GUESS WHO? No, it's there too? You try all the televisions but they all contain he same nightmare. Now they won't shut off and the volume has been turned to the max! Maybe the DVD players and VCR's will work. Aw I loved that movie, let's jus-NICE TRY *****! All of them are just the same horror! No no no! You look back and forth and see a stereo system with big headphones. You scramble to it, and put on the head phones.
All sound has been blocked out. You see that the stereo will be playing your favorite songs...nice try, not gonna fool you again. You pick up on of the many books, another favorite, and begin to read in silence...but something strange is happening. You begin to hear a bit of white noise. It steadily begins to rise, and you look up. All the monitors are off. You feel a mini twinge of relief...but that sound. It sounds a bit like...suddenly it's back and louder than ever! You didn't turn on the stereo, and the screens are all on again! You look down at your books but every page has the same words, or should I say sounds. You pick up a comic but get the same terrifying image playing on the screens.
NO! Why is this happening!?!? The screens begin to engulf you, circling around you, all the covers of your games, book, comics, are the same terror. It's so loud, so painful, it just won't stop! It's beginning to warp, and almost sounds demonic. You sit there, the sound driving you mad. At this point, there's nothing else you really want, nothing you can do at all...all you hope is that you're go death...but that's not gonna happen. That's never gonna happen.
No, no, it must be a mistake! You try another game and another, only to be met with the same fate! You're freaking out, what's happening? You decide to take a break from gaming, and watch some television. The TV guide says that your favorite show is one. Let's just relax with some-GUESS WHO? No, it's there too? You try all the televisions but they all contain he same nightmare. Now they won't shut off and the volume has been turned to the max! Maybe the DVD players and VCR's will work. Aw I loved that movie, let's jus-NICE TRY *****! All of them are just the same horror! No no no! You look back and forth and see a stereo system with big headphones. You scramble to it, and put on the head phones.
All sound has been blocked out. You see that the stereo will be playing your favorite songs...nice try, not gonna fool you again. You pick up on of the many books, another favorite, and begin to read in silence...but something strange is happening. You begin to hear a bit of white noise. It steadily begins to rise, and you look up. All the monitors are off. You feel a mini twinge of relief...but that sound. It sounds a bit like...suddenly it's back and louder than ever! You didn't turn on the stereo, and the screens are all on again! You look down at your books but every page has the same words, or should I say sounds. You pick up a comic but get the same terrifying image playing on the screens.
NO! Why is this happening!?!? The screens begin to engulf you, circling around you, all the covers of your games, book, comics, are the same terror. It's so loud, so painful, it just won't stop! It's beginning to warp, and almost sounds demonic. You sit there, the sound driving you mad. At this point, there's nothing else you really want, nothing you can do at all...all you hope is that you're go death...but that's not gonna happen. That's never gonna happen.
Being forced to play each new Ubisoft game to 100% completion for the rest of time...
Oh yeah - and all the game soundtracks are replaced with Justin Bieber songs.
Oh yeah - and all the game soundtracks are replaced with Justin Bieber songs.
You are forced to play Duke Nukem Forever multiplayer for all of eternity against Bobby Kotick, Jack Thompson and Archbishop Charles J. Chaput.
And you will never fall asleep or go deaf. Did I mention all 4 of you happen to be immortal in this scenario?
And you will never fall asleep or go deaf. Did I mention all 4 of you happen to be immortal in this scenario?