How would gamers hell be like?

Recommended Videos

-Dragmire-

King over my mind
Mar 29, 2011
2,821
0
0
Phone sex with Bobby Kotick, you can't hang up and it $50 per minute.



......hell cannot get worse than that.


well, either that or live life as an immobile rpg shopkeeper.
 

imnot

New member
Apr 23, 2010
3,916
0
0
YOu can play anygame you want but everythime the console or Pc its on has a 0 in its binary program , you CATCH FIRE
 

Serving UpSmiles

New member
Aug 4, 2010
962
0
0
Booze Zombie said:
You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.
how is that "Hell" though...? The main factor of hell is that you can't escape it eg, killing yourself.
 

Exmigrant

New member
May 19, 2010
98
0
0
I'm not really sure, but i think it involves an N-gage o_O

That or being forced to play desert bus forever *sudder*
 

Booze Zombie

New member
Dec 8, 2007
7,416
0
0
Serving UpSmiles said:
how is that "Hell" though...? The main factor of hell is that you can't escape it eg, killing yourself.
For most people, it is Hell. You're stuck in a plain room, with plain food and plain water. You'll never die and you can never leave.
 

Serving UpSmiles

New member
Aug 4, 2010
962
0
0
Booze Zombie said:
Serving UpSmiles said:
how is that "Hell" though...? The main factor of hell is that you can't escape it eg, killing yourself.
For most people, it is Hell. You're stuck in a plain room, with plain food and plain water. You'll never die and you can never leave.
So whats the point in the food and water? sorry if I'm annoying you about this but if you can live forever, theres no need for survival necessities such as food and water, if hunger and thirst still affect you then taking them away would truly make it hell.
 

Suicida1 Midget

New member
Jun 11, 2011
290
0
0
You are stuck in a high stool, with a virtual boy permenatly attached to your head... and theres no pinball game. You wont last a day.
 

XHolySmokesX

New member
Sep 18, 2010
302
0
0
Your forced to play a game where your in an extremely complex maze and you have to find the exit.

The games graphics are terrible, so terrible that they instantly make you feel sick.

The music is extremely annoying and repetative.

Whilst your playing the game you constantly feel sick and in a lot of uncomfortable pain.

Your playing the game in a room where there is nothing to lean on or sit on appart from the floor that is constantly too cold at your feet, and too hot at your head.

The Game itself, is completely unsolvable, despite you being shown someone completing it just before your given the controller.

To make a long story short, you go insane very quickly and wish you could die... despite already being dead.


That would be HELL!!!!
 

Newtonyd

New member
Apr 30, 2011
234
0
0
Every time you take damage in a game, you feel the pain that your character feels. You must replay every game you've ever loved, but they are violently twisted by hell-powers and made unfairly difficult, your allies betray you, the dialog is written by everyone who you've ever wronged in life, and the plots have no real conclusions.

You're promised there's a way out if only you can find it within the games. But you don't find it.
 

FalloutJack

Bah weep grah nah neep ninny bom
Nov 20, 2008
15,489
0
0
Having a Virtual Boy strapped to your face, even when you have to do ANYTHING ELSE.
 

Booze Zombie

New member
Dec 8, 2007
7,416
0
0
Serving UpSmiles said:
So whats the point in the food and water? sorry if I'm annoying you about this but if you can live forever, theres no need for survival necessities such as food and water, if hunger and thirst still affect you then taking them away would truly make it hell.
Nah, instead of being hungry and thirsty, you're stuck with the most unexciting and boring foods possible to make sure you eventually go insane and the great thing would be the bread and water is limitless.
 

Jacob Haggarty

New member
Sep 1, 2010
313
0
0
Booze Zombie said:
You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.
Thats a twisted imagination you have there... i would take fiery brimstone and rivers of magma over that sort of hell ANY day.

OT:

A)I reckon it would be a sort of "ground-hog day" scenario, just before the launch day of whatever is your most anticipated game, like HL3 or Skyrim. Except this time, there is no way out.

B)Being transported into a game-world... AS ONE OF THE ENEMY NPCs! THE HORROR! Not even a boss. Just a grunt. Like a goomba or something. If you are REALLY bad, then you become a boss, doomed to forever repeat the same actions, and have no ability other than to watch as some bastard hero repeatedly exposes weak points, as you grow weaker and more frustrated. Also respawn.

C)A world where all controllers are made of CHEESECAKE... AND NOT THE GOOD STUFF. REALLY, REALLY BAD CHEESECAKE. Yeah, Booze Zombie sort of ninja'd my idea...

CAPCHA: do not taunt happy fun ball... i am not joking.