How would gamers hell be like?

[mjc0961]

For me it would easily be having a Wii with nothing to play but Okami, a PS3 with nothing to play but inFamous, and 360 that broke because I can't think of any 360 exclusive games I hated as much as the previous two.

And maybe if they want extra hell, they give me a PC with nothing to play but Command & Conquer 4.

It would be a place full of nothing but war shooters while all original, colorful and imaginative stories and protagonists would be replaced with men in their 30's with short haircuts and stubble. All Genres would be dead except FPS's, Rare would abandon all their awesome IP's like Killer instinct, Banjo and Conker to become a casual game market. Team Sonic would only make epic trash so bad their iconic mascot would become the most infamous joke in the entire industry. Last but not least, game companies would become so corporate that everything is now just stale commission work for men in suits and what they would constitute as a sell.


That would be gamer hell... oh wait.

Oh wait what? The only thing that happened are the smaller unimportant things. No more Rare or Sonic games worth touching, boo hoo. There are still plenty of other genres to play that aren't FPS. You sound like you're getting your info on new releases from Cracked. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-ominous-trends-in-video-games/]

 

[D-Pad]

Any game you want, and everything works. You have the world's best stereo, a huge TV, and megawatts upon megawatts of Dolby surround sound.

But instead of audio and dialogue, you get racist College Freshmen and Whiny twelve year olds coming over the stereo. It will slowly drive you mad.

 

[loc978]

Spoiler: I... I cannot escape it...

It's even in video splash screens... it's everywhere...

THE CONTRACTION FOR "YOU ARE" IS YOU'RE, NOT YOUR!​

aaanyway, on-topic... "gamers" are not generally alike enough to have one version of "hell" be effective on all of us. Personally, for me... it would be being locked in a room with rabid fans of various team sports... fans I am unable to harm. Even if I enjoy a given team sport, fans who follow the stats of it and want to share trivia with you... for example: people who know the name, career stats, favorite food, et cetera of every inductee to the Baseball Hall of Fame...
Well, lets just say they annoy me. More than a little.

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Any game you want, and everything works. You have the world's best stereo, a huge TV, and megawatts upon megawatts of Dolby surround sound.

But instead of audio and dialogue, you get racist College Freshmen and Whiny twelve year olds coming over the stereo. It will slowly drive you mad.

Spoiler: Oh

...and I can't help but agree with the sentiment.

 

[badgersprite]

You get to play all your favourite games, but they're all fundamentally bugged and broken. Nothing works except the movement controls, so you can't fight or use any attacks or open the inventory. You might possibly be able to talk to people, but you'll often end up stuck in conversation.

And, if you get a glimmer of hope where you think the game is playable, it will always freeze about an hour into the game.

 

[Bad Jim]

Underwater stealth timed escort missions. Played co-op with random noobs on the internet. With no saved games. Cutscenes contain vital information but the aforementioned noobs keep skipping them.

 

[silent-treatment]

The Virtual Boy emulating the N-gage.

 

[LobsterFeng]

Gaming hell isn't filled with the worst game out there. quite the opposite.


You take the game whose single player you love the most, a game that brings you a lot of joy, and play it. over and over. no skipping cutscenes, no cheating, no shortcuts, no glitches, and no mods. You play it until you memorize every single pixel and sound bit, and then you play it again. forever, no breaks, and no sleep.

Your get to eat Cheetos and drink mountain dew too, but nothing else. You eat and drink until you're sick of both of them, but you cant stop. You have to keep eating and drinking for all eternity or the screen on the game becomes blindingly bright and you cant look away, and the volume increases and gets higher pitched, and starts looping like you broke the game, but it's still going.

You actually just... pretty much described my life in a nutshell.

 

[schiz0phren1c]

Eternal loading screen.

 

[Amplify]

Gamer hell already exists, it's World of Warcraft.

 

[jvsulliv]

You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.

is it an LED watch could it comehow run linux, possibly rig up a crapy version of space invaders

but seriously gamers hell...waiting for a blizzrd game, just when its about to come out they push back the rellease date 6 months, nuff said.

 

[DaHero]

Multiplayer is gamer hell

 

[Spectral Dragon]

You're sat in a plain white room for all eternity, with nothing but bread, water and a watch.
No games, no other people. Just you living forever.

Masturbate for eternity.

The skin on your hands has now been replaced with sandpaper.

OT: You're now in minecraft. Everything seems awesome for weeks as you build and build. One night you spot something on a hill. You walk closer to take a look.

Enderman stares back at you. Tall and black. As soon as you look away, he's gone. Every morning, something has been moved. Every time you look over your back, you see a block of sand that shouldn't be there.

But nothing except you ever makes a sound. Not even the wind. You have no voice, so you can't scream. You can't hurt the Enderman. You can't hide.

 

[Pietho]

You have every PC game ever made, in mint condition with all manuals and swag, and you have an NES, which you trade in for a PC which won't run the games because they're all PS3 titles so you trade in your PC for a PS3 but you can't play them because you have XBOX 360 titles which you trade in for PS3 titles that you can't play because you only have a Gameboy... rinse, repeat forever.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Bad JRPGs for eternity, all written by Hideo Kojima, complete with his half hour long cutscenes, largely consisting of gibberish.

All other people there(hell would be other people) are 12 year old COD/Halo fans and there's no mute button... your headset is also fused to your head.

 

[axeman157]

Missing your thumbs except for playing the virtual boy, hell for sure.

 

[Ickorus]

Forced to watch Fox News' disgustingly biased and ill-informed reports about how games are the devil for eternity.

Or watching a person who is atrocious at games playing them in an impenetrable soundproof room so you can't tell them how to play or just take the controller off them and do it yourself.

 

[Vault101]

gmaes that are more "cutscene" than games

 

[schiz0phren1c]

You have every PC game ever made, in mint condition with all manuals and swag, and you have an NES, which you trade in for a PC which won't run the games because they're all PS3 titles so you trade in your PC for a PS3 but you can't play them because you have XBOX 360 titles which you trade in for PS3 titles that you can't play because you only have a Gameboy... rinse, repeat forever.

Are you a wizard?!
in all seriousness you read my mind!
STOP STEALING MY THOUGHTS!

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Halo 3, Cortana level, Legendary, All skulls, for all eternity!!!
Over, and over, and over................

Once was enough.......

...I think you win.

 

[Rin Little]

Being forced to play the Impossible Game for all eternity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E96i-u_5E0