How would gamers hell be like?
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You are given the chance to play the latest Metal Gear Solid. Naturally, you think it's a pretty sweet deal.
You pop the game in, let everything load up and are treated to an amazing cinematic.
You are pumped, you press 'Start' to begin the story mode.
You are treated to another amazing cutscene. The best you've seen yet. You cannot WAIT to actually play the game.
After the cutscene ends, you are treated to yet another amazing cutscene. You are still pumped but really want to play the game.
Yet again, another cutscene, but it was even better than the one that came before it. You start to accept that a few cutscenes might not be so bad.
Once more, you are treated to another cutscene, and it was somehow even better than the one that came before it. You're excited but would really like to play the game.
This pattern continues until the end of time. The quality of the cutscenes increase with every new one, encouraging you to watch through them but there is never actual gameplay. You never become jaded, and even though you feel pleasure, the excess of pleasure eventually turns into excruciating pain.
You pop the game in, let everything load up and are treated to an amazing cinematic.
You are pumped, you press 'Start' to begin the story mode.
You are treated to another amazing cutscene. The best you've seen yet. You cannot WAIT to actually play the game.
After the cutscene ends, you are treated to yet another amazing cutscene. You are still pumped but really want to play the game.
Yet again, another cutscene, but it was even better than the one that came before it. You start to accept that a few cutscenes might not be so bad.
Once more, you are treated to another cutscene, and it was somehow even better than the one that came before it. You're excited but would really like to play the game.
This pattern continues until the end of time. The quality of the cutscenes increase with every new one, encouraging you to watch through them but there is never actual gameplay. You never become jaded, and even though you feel pleasure, the excess of pleasure eventually turns into excruciating pain.
It wouldn't be so bad that game has awesome soundtrack i could listen to it forever.Rin Little said:
FINE!!! then you get something else. hmmm. i guess that was just for younger gamers that are FPSers.Metropocalypse said:
OOH! you get a Iphone with EVERY app but whatever you touch the screen with falls off
you wake up and you are strapped to a chair. a man walks in and orders you to play resident evil 5 OR ELSE. that'd be hell for me.
Yea but it kind of taunts you since it records how many attempts you've made, which is just so irritating to me lolOverlord93 said:
... The Website?
http://www.gamershell.com/
Haha, I used to use this place because it's a really good official update patch mirror-server host for PC gamer's who buy physical copies of the games and need localized server mirrors. They're good for that, though I never really investigated the rest of what's on there.
So on topic, all the offical patches and trailers and reviews but no actual games for all eternity?
http://www.gamershell.com/
Haha, I used to use this place because it's a really good official update patch mirror-server host for PC gamer's who buy physical copies of the games and need localized server mirrors. They're good for that, though I never really investigated the rest of what's on there.
So on topic, all the offical patches and trailers and reviews but no actual games for all eternity?
Being forced to listen to Navi saying 'HEY, LISTEN' for an eternity.
That would be truely horrifying.
That would be truely horrifying.
Whoa, this is almost exactly what I was thinking when I came to this thread (minus the Hideo Kojima thing, but that's a nice touch).WouldYouKindly said:
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