I could still read the instruction manuals. Maybe even smell them...who else here likes New Game Smell?Mackheath said:
How would gamers hell be like?
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Superman 64, Batman: Dark Tomorrow, Action 52 & Nyancat the game.
With nightmarish controls, horrible lag, and Pinnochio's splintery todger jammed in your ear canal.
With nightmarish controls, horrible lag, and Pinnochio's splintery todger jammed in your ear canal.
Nice thought....
The Casual Circle:An Environment Similiar to the last few stages in a Hack'n'Slash.With Bullshi*t ton of enemies walking around there and they will rip you apart like they do on the hardest difficulty in NGII.Forced to respawn and take the pain again and again and again and again.
Competetive(-Fighter)/Tourney Douches Circle:Being thrown into a hell version of a banned SSB stage with Distorted beings running around torturing you with the most unbalanced/overpowered/cheap weapons/items that have existed or even run into a horrified zombie/demon version of a cheap/unbalanced/overpowered character.Nothing agonizes a Comp. player than being ripped a new one over and over again with weapons they think take no skill to wield.
Graphic whores Circle: Hell with Ps1 graphics.No AA.No good textures.No good polygon count.
those make up for two kinds of gamers
feel free to add some more
(best quote me so i can read some of the additions)
The Casual Circle:An Environment Similiar to the last few stages in a Hack'n'Slash.With Bullshi*t ton of enemies walking around there and they will rip you apart like they do on the hardest difficulty in NGII.Forced to respawn and take the pain again and again and again and again.
Competetive(-Fighter)/Tourney Douches Circle:Being thrown into a hell version of a banned SSB stage with Distorted beings running around torturing you with the most unbalanced/overpowered/cheap weapons/items that have existed or even run into a horrified zombie/demon version of a cheap/unbalanced/overpowered character.Nothing agonizes a Comp. player than being ripped a new one over and over again with weapons they think take no skill to wield.
Graphic whores Circle: Hell with Ps1 graphics.No AA.No good textures.No good polygon count.
those make up for two kinds of gamers
feel free to add some more
(best quote me so i can read some of the additions)
A port of Superman 64 and E.T. on the Virtual Boy and you can't put down the controller, turn off the device or take the headset off or a SAW-esqe divice will blow up or take out an important part of you... But there is something near you or on you that is demanding your attention.
How's that?
How's that?
All you can play is blast corps. You spend eternity trying to get all gold metals, an impossible and ridiculous task. You get a tiny pang of relief when you finally do then the words flash across the screen: Now try for Platinum!. Then you vomit cheetos all over your controller and your girlfriend calls and tells you it's just a game and you cry yourself to sleep.
An endless pixelated underwater sewer escort level that's only aware of the colour green like in Daikatana...
... would have to be one of the seven layers of gamers hell!
... would have to be one of the seven layers of gamers hell!
I guess you get one of three flavors.
1.(for the top of the line gamer) Locked in a room with only ET on the atari on a 52 in. plasma screen tv.
2.(for the gammer who loves oldies) Given a tiny tv (portable) and superman 64.
3.(for anyone else who isnt color blind) Tied to a wooden stool with a virtual boy fastened on the poor guys head. Also there is no pinball game.
But also for one and two there is a room inacessable, but with a window. and beyond that window is every game that the guy had evan the slightest whim to play. All new, in the box, right down to the plastic wrap.
1.(for the top of the line gamer) Locked in a room with only ET on the atari on a 52 in. plasma screen tv.
2.(for the gammer who loves oldies) Given a tiny tv (portable) and superman 64.
3.(for anyone else who isnt color blind) Tied to a wooden stool with a virtual boy fastened on the poor guys head. Also there is no pinball game.
But also for one and two there is a room inacessable, but with a window. and beyond that window is every game that the guy had evan the slightest whim to play. All new, in the box, right down to the plastic wrap.
You load up your favorite game and play for a while in your room. It's the best game you played in weeks, all you wanna do is stay in this pure bliss. That's when it happens, the power goes out. You wait for a while cursing, then the power comes back on. You shrug it off and turn the game back on. When it loads up, you noticed it hasn't saved anything. Your pissed but at least you can start over. When you start up the game again there's a loud sound from your system, this disk tray opens and the screen says "Disk Read Error". No matter how hard you try you can't get the game to work again. It's ok though you still have your system, but alas it red rings and now your left with just a tv. So you turn on the tv but all that is playing is Barney. You try to turn it off but you can't. You try to mute the tv but it doesn't work. The tv gets louder. You try to get out but you notice your room is locked. Any attempts to break the tv fail. You try to find anything in your room to distract you but now the room is nothing but four walls. Covered in purple pant and a bed covered in Barney sheets.
Your stuck in The Barney Zone!
Your stuck in The Barney Zone!
You're forced to eat Doritos and donuts for 1000 years straight, then made to play Sesame Street: Once Upon a Monster for another 1000 years while football commentators watched and commented on your every move. Rinse and repeat. That is hell.
