How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[Mcface]

Punch him in the groin.
If you are a guy, you know damn well it would immobilize him.

 

[Panda Mania]

Trick him like an Indian princess, I would. Yep, I'd do like Savitri and use crafty old Yama's own belief system against him! Muahaha! *mythology bonus--ding!*

 

[icyneesan]

Use the available dialog options to seduce him!

To many bioware rpgs

 

[Austichar]

Omg as soon as I saw the title, I got to thinking. What would happen if Rogue from X-Men shook hands with Death?


And I'd just pull out a bonesaw and scare Death.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Ask him: "If I asked you to let me go, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?"

I was beaten to it... >>'

But yea this is pretty much what I would say/ask.

 

[Rolling 20]

I would follow lord Keanu's teachings

Aww man, ninja'd

Haha glad someone went there. Yes I would follow the Bill & Ted method and beat him at battleships and Twister.

 

[sylekage]

I'd threaten him with life. Life's my buddy, he could kick Death's ass.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Drinking contest! Sure I'd lose, but at least i got to see Death drunk off his ass before i died ^_^

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Hmm... By forcing him to watch Twilight.

 

[deonte9109]

I just respawn to an earlier point and avoid dying.

 

[Scarecrow]

I would hold a cute kitten up too his face. Death is a sucker for kittens.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I would take a big stick and whack Death in the arm. Hopefully his arm falls off. I pick it up with tongs and smack him in the face with his own hand. Death is killed by the touch of death.
With the spirit of demise thoroughly disposed, I then become a two-bit superhero, righting wrongs throughout my neighborhood!

 

[helldragonX]

I'll distract him with a cookie and then run for it. By the time he is done with the cookie I'll be long gone.

 

[King Toasty]

I would play a cyclical game of tabletop.
"The elves gather around the pub table. One pulls out a pair of roughly-carved dice and a tabletop gaming board."
"Um, I have to take you to hell now-"
"Not until the representation of Death approaches the party!"

 

[andriod]

swear to god that before i die i will see [enter band name], then never go to see the band u mad deth?

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Beat him at his own game.
Wait, that would be horrible.
Umm... I think if I can prove that theorem with all numbers being zeroes to him, he will just disappear. Planescape-style.

 

[Jeff Gibson]

Back when I was in high school, one of my friends forgot his wallet at home, sold his soul to me to pay for his lunch. I can either trade it in, or summon the guy to battle Death alongside me.

 

[00slash00]

i imagine i would win that battle the same way i do in castlevania. get horribly raped the first time, reload, level up a bit, then kick deaths ass

 

[Android2137]

Well, I'd play chess with him, except... I suck at chess...

If he is a skeleton man, I'd invest in a dog... Or zombie dog... Even if said zombie dog is what kills me, it'd be worth it to see the comical chase that will ensue as a result.

 

[Candlejack]

Chat him up about Susan, his granddaughter. Perhaps he'll forget why he came.

Either that, or trick him into saying my name.