How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[Christopher Dudgeon]

Well there's the Question now get on with it!!

Me I don't have to worry since I'm gonna live forever

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

 

[tomtom94]

Kick him in the nads.

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

(Two references for the price of one!)

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I work with him, his name is Doug, real nice guy. I out wit him daily by quoting Oscar.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Challenge him to a game in which I know he'll lose.

Isn't that the classic way to keep Death off your back?

 

[Armored Prayer]

Play dead I guess.

Maybe death will fall for it.

 

[Summerstorm]

Challenge him to a game. Then choose a grimace duel. Since he has no face.. Mwahahaha... win in the second round for me. (And hope he doesn't kick me in the nuts... or is a perky goth girl (with a face).

 

[El Poncho]

Well I have to beat him at a game right?

Well, I will make sure I have something on me everyday which I eventually will stop noticing it's existence and it will say THE GAME. Death will see this, lose the game, I win.

 

[zombiesinc]

I'm going to demand satisfaction!

 

[Exo-Mike]

Reincarnation, I intend to spend my next life as a crocodile

Not sure if this counts as I will die but I didn't want to live forever anyway

Just thought of a perfect way to outwit death - Final attack and Pheonix materia

 

[Dango]

Bake him some cookies and make some chit-chat over some afternoon tea. I'm sure he's a pretty nice guy once you get to know him.

 

[jameskillalot]

EVEN DEATH WILL FEAR MY MAD DANCE SKILLS

 

[Ampersand]

I guess i'd have to go Dante Alighieri on his ass.
Or challenge him to a game of twister.

 

[Sarkis]

Well there's the Question now get on with it!!

Me I don't have to worry since I'm gonna live forever

Indeed, Clare Stanford style solipsism is the most assured method of immortality.

 

[rileyrulesu]

"alright, we'll flip a coin too see if I live! You'd be just like Harvey two-face! you like batman don't you? I know you do, everyone likes batman! alright heres the rules, heads I win, tails you lose."

 

[Jedamethis]

I'll give you my third-born daughter.

 

[jamradar]

Tell Him my worst jokes. They will be so bad that Death will decide its not worth it.

Me: Death before you take me want to hear some jokes?
Death:Sure
Me:What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
She went to sea a movie.
Me:What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.
Death: You know what foregt it I am going home.

 

[Fredrikorex]

Challenge him in Guitar hero and smack him with my plastic guitar xD.

 

[nuqneh1]

1.Challenge him to a game of Counter-Strike on a non VAC server.
2. Use cheats.
3. Immortality

It's cheating but it's foolproof.