How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[sheogoraththemad]

I am a god, I don't fear death in my own realm! Muhahahaha

 

[Tartarga]

I'd dress up as him and hope he thinks i'm some other grim reaper who was also looking for me. Thats right there is more than one grim reaper. A person dies every few seconds, you really think he can get them all on his own, he isn't Santa. Or is he...

 

[Leopard]

"Hey look at that!" *runs*

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Hey death!


You.

Me.

Dance battle!



Bring the noise.

 

[chainer1216]

i'd challenge him to a sword fight.

not saying i'd win, just that it'd be fucking awesome to duel death.

 

[Hollock]

I would follow lord Keanu's teachings

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Cryopreservation.Easy.

That or steal death's appointment book and never be at the time and place where i'm destined to die.

 

[Amphoteric]

Dude where's my car?

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

"I'm sorry Death but if you want to harvest my soul you will have to had to fill out a D235-A Application for Soul Collection Form, sent to central office and have sent me a notification of impending death memo six months prior to said date of death. Have you done any of this? Oh...you haven't...well I'm afarid you have wasted your time here."

Blind him with Bureaucracy and I shall live forever

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I would follow lord Keanu's teachings

Aww man, ninja'd

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I'll steal his Scythe and stab him in his face with it!

And then I take his job as the Grim Reaper! I see no other possible outcome, it's a brilliant plan!

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Outwit him with Monty Python quotes.

Me - "BUT I DIDN'T EAT ANY SALMON MOOSE!!"
GR - "Say what?"

 

[Manicotti]

Play L4D2 with it. The sight of all these zombies running around after death will make the Reaper feel irrelevant, and it'll go into an existential crisis and sulk in a corner trying to figure out what its purpose really is, leaving me alone.

 

[smeghead25]

LIKE THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifaw07fuU00&feature=related

 

[Palademon]

J.D Style.
KICK EM IN THE JUNK AND RUN!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I'll steal his Scythe and stab him in his face with it!

And then I take his job as the Grim Reaper! I see no other possible outcome, it's a brilliant plan!

I wou- God damnit! You took my idea!

..*Mutter*

I think my choice is self-explanatory, now.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Tell Him my worst jokes. They will be so bad that Death will decide its not worth it.

Me: Death before you take me want to hear some jokes?
Death:Sure
Me:What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
She went to sea a movie.
Me:What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.
Death: You know what foregt it I am going home.

I think that's just going to make him kill you harder.

 

[Wrists]

Challenge him to a game of draughts. Then hope the differences to chess make it possible for me to win...then I'd have a friend sneak up and hit him from behind with a stick.

Final step: Run away.

 

[Misterkillsall]

I'd challenge him to a DDR dance-off!!!

...shit, I'm no good at DDR...