How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I would follow lord Keanu's teachings

Aww man, ninja'd

Ditto, your ninja skills are improving padwan.

 

[Blind Sight]

"HEY GOD! The Devil is totally cheating at your poker game!"

 

[WittyInfidel]

Keep a loaded pistol ready...

(Incarnations of Immortality: On a Pale Horse reference. A woot for Piers Anthony.)

 

[Wing Dairu]

Why do I need to outwit him? He's my father in law. Nice guy, but kinda stubborn.

 

[topwomble]

I'd guilt him into killing Glenn Beck instead.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

"Who wants to live forever?"

 

[SadakoMoose]

Oh my god look it's Sioxsie!
Where?!
*run!*

Or...
Ok so, Autographed copy of Tinderbox and that another 3 decades right?

 

[Madara XIII]

J.D Style.
KICK EM IN THE JUNK AND RUN!

I'd strike a Deal

Grim Reaper: I've come for your wretched and dark soul
Me: Hey listen dude! If I can help get you Fidel Castro and Osama Bin Laden, I'm off the hook for good ok?
Grim Reaper: hmmmm... Fidel is about to bite the dust soon and I've been looking everywhere for Osama......
Me: so? what do ya say?
Grim Reaper:....Add Miley Cyrus, Bieber , and that Skank Ke$ha and you're good...
Me: Sweetness >

And that's how I got sent on my mission from death to drag the souls of Justin Bieber, Miley Cryus and Ke$ha to the dark pits of Hell.


*grabs Scythe* Now If you'll excuse me I'm late for an appointment....Gonna be a Change in Reapers.... HehehehGAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

He asks to play a game? I will pick tic tack toe.

Since it is quite easy to force a tie, just tie with him into frustration.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I would outwit death a la XKCD. Observe:

Spoiler

 

[ecoho]

ill hide behind my grandmother, she scares him

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I think the only option we have is to rape death.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Challenge him to a match of Deadliest Warrior the game and hope I get an insta-kill headshot (won't be too hard with the Viking's BS double spear chuck).

 

[Souldemon8]

Offer him a glass of my nice homemade cold refreshing lemonade and while I'm preparing his glass slip in some benzo. Of course after the Angel of Death is knocked out on my couch I steal his scythe and cloak and ransom them back to him for immortality, and of course an escape clause (sudden heart attack when I'm fed up with living forever). All that's left after that is to enslave the free world.

Spoiler: Step 2:

 

[kotorfan04]

I would just ask him if he needed any help with the Reaping, I would probably enjoy being an assistant Grim Reaper for a few millenia. Nice work you get to meet a lot of people and of course there is the travel. I don't understand this fixation with people cheating death after all: WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

 

[Sinspiration]

OOOH! OOOH! LOOK! *points in a random direction then runs the opposite way*

 

[Blind Sight]

Poor reapers, I can't imagine the benefits for their job being very good. Apparently photocopyers are very good at distracting them:

 

[TheRealCJ]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

See, that's rather counter-productive.