How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[TheRealCJ]

Challenge him to a game of chess.

He always forgets how the horses move...

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I think the only option we have is to rape death.

It appears I have been ninja'd.

 

[Reynard Wrecce]

Well I have to beat him at a game right?

Well, I will make sure I have something on me everyday which I eventually will stop noticing it's existence and it will say THE GAME. Death will see this, lose the game, I win.

That is a powerful, powerful plan!
I'd be stuck with something like...movie trivia quiz? I'm going down.

 

[Ekonk]

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

Discworld?

OP: I guess I won't. I mean, sure, I'd love to live a good 900 years enhanced by technological implants and biological modifications, but there comes a time when it's time to go to the eternal hunting grounds.

 

[zHellas]

Kick him in the nads.

And hope he's not voiced by Christopher Lee.

(Two references for the price of one!)

I think they punched him rather than kicked Death in the crotch.

And the last part... Dunno why, but I think of The Seventh Seal.

OT:

I'd ask that, in exchange for not coming for me, I'll take up his job later on.

 

[sidhe3141]

Two spoilerific words:
PATRONUM! [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality]

 

[KiruTheMant]

I challenge him to a funny video contest

 

[Biosophilogical]

He asks to play a game? I will pick tic tack toe.

Since it is quite easy to force a tie, just tie with him into frustration.

Dammit Ninja'd.

Okay, how about I ... ooh, challenge him to a game of 'Be a better me than me'. I mean sure, he could be smarter or faster or more cahrismatic, but who I am is my exact levels of intelligence, charisma, speed, etc, and anything more or less is not me, so thereofre it is impossible to be a better me than me.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I think the only option we have is to rape death.

It appears I have been ninja'd.

Great rapists think alike I see.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I plan on hiding for long periods of time, or simply ignoring death until it goes away. Or just refusing to go with it.

Challenge him to a game. Then choose a grimace duel. Since he has no face.. Mwahahaha... win in the second round for me. (And hope he doesn't kick me in the nuts... or is a perky goth girl (with a face).

But if Death is an attractive goth girl and oldest of the endless... I dunno. I'd probably take a really douche-y option and try and hit on death. Don't see it working, though.

 

[superbatranger]

Well there's the Question now get on with it!!

Me I don't have to worry since I'm gonna live forever

I would have a terminator modeled completely after me, then transfer my memories and my heart over. I win?

There's a much simpler way. Tie his shoelaces together while he's not looking. Works every time.

 

[LordSnakeEyes]

Well, I'm still among the living...
I don't remember how I cheated death... I just... did.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Once Death comes for me, I'll pose to him a paradox. While he's trying to figure it out, I'll slip quietly away and book the next flight to Iceland. He'll never think to look for me there.

 

[Durgiun]

Outwit? I would simply ask if I could become it's apprentice. Much more fun.

 

[mrF00bar]

Spoiler

Problem Death?

Anyway, under the presumption that Death moves your soul on after you die, I would work for him. Nobody dies in Death's realm. Terry Pratchett.

 

[Eumersian]

I'll steal Death's social security number, and live under his identity for a while. Then, after laying low, I would move to Sweden, and start my new life as a pharmacy clerk.

 

[sidhe3141]

I plan on hiding for long periods of time, or simply ignoring death until it goes away. Or just refusing to go with it.

Challenge him to a game. Then choose a grimace duel. Since he has no face.. Mwahahaha... win in the second round for me. (And hope he doesn't kick me in the nuts... or is a perky goth girl (with a face).

But if Death is an attractive goth girl and oldest of the endless... I dunno. I'd probably take a really douche-y option and try and hit on death. Don't see it working, though.

Why not? She does love everyone.