How would my fellow escapist's outwit Death?

[The Afrodactyl]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

See, that's rather counter-productive.

But he doesn't get the points for the kill.

I'm not sure hes actually interested in HOW you die, as long as you die. I seriously doubt he works on commission.

Damn. Foiled on a technicality.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'll commit suicide as he comes to take me.

See, that's rather counter-productive.

But he doesn't get the points for the kill.

I'm not sure hes actually interested in HOW you die, as long as you die. I seriously doubt he works on commission.

Damn. Foiled on a technicality.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Cybernetics.

 

[Comrade Mateo]

He'd do the "MAATTTEEEOOOOO, YOUR TIME HAS COME!" and I'd be like "no no mateo's in the room next to this one, this is Mike" when he leaves (very embarrassed) I would sneak out.

 

[spartan1077]

Play twister with him and then chess.

 

[sidhe3141]

TV Tropes will ruin his life and thereby save mine.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

I guess i'd have to go Dante Alighieri on his ass.
Or challenge him to a game of twister.

You, my friend, know good poetry.
*Salute*

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Tell Him my worst jokes. They will be so bad that Death will decide its not worth it.

Me: Death before you take me want to hear some jokes?
Death:Sure
Me:What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
She went to sea a movie.
Me:What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.
Death: You know what foregt it I am going home.

Phhhhh. I can top that
Me:A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"
Death: *Keels over from AWFUL joke*
Me:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Death: Please stop...
Me: well ok
I then walk away having delt death a fatal blow

 

[superbatranger]

Well there's the Question now get on with it!!

Me I don't have to worry since I'm gonna live forever

I would have a terminator modeled completely after me, then transfer my memories and my heart over. I win?

There's a much simpler way. Tie his shoelaces together while he's not looking. Works every time.

Only Death that has shoes is the one in Family Guy. ;P

If he wears no shoes, then give him shoes as a peace offering. Then tie his laces together. XD

I could alternatively just kick his knee in and snap his leg. ;o

Gasp! That's just mean, cruel, unusual and sounds simply perfect.