America is set. We've got fallout bunkers all over the place. Just camp in there until the zombies starve.
How would the government react against a global Z-day?
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America? The politicians would bicker heavily over whether the zombies are dead or still living, delaying the response of attack against them. And with the army/police, they'd be screwed due to the fact that they're trained to shoot the body, not the head. Ergo, it'd take at least 6 months to a year before responding, longer if their idiocy gets them killed by zombies.
First they would phone the Bilderberg Group, the Rockefeller family and the Freemasons to make sure it wasn?t a global cull on population, next they would check with Pfizer and make sure some experiment hasn?t got lose.
One or two cabinet ministers might call David Icke and Alex Jones to see if they?ve got any theories.
Once all this has failed they will do what we expect of them.
Run shit scared and lock themselves in their bunker.
One or two cabinet ministers might call David Icke and Alex Jones to see if they?ve got any theories.
Once all this has failed they will do what we expect of them.
Run shit scared and lock themselves in their bunker.
Obama would rip off his suit to reveal a superhero costume, and quickly get Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris together with him. Jackson would cuss the zombies back into the grave, Norris would kick zombie ass with his bare hands, and Obama would vaporize every one of them with his super duper hope laser beam! Yay!
Good luck getting across the border your country to saw to that being frakking impossible.Warrior Irme said:
Marcus Dubious said:.Gir1yG4m3r said:
America at least, is safe.
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Hahaha it's Obama practicing for Z-day.
He's just watchedGir1yG4m3r said:Marcus Dubious said:.Gir1yG4m3r said:
America at least, is safe.
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Hahaha it's Obama practicing for Z-day.
I have this theory that if the governments of the world were to have Z day on their hands they'd all get together and build some kind of vault somewhere secluded. And that way all the celebrities, millionaires and politicians of the world would be safe, until those back-stabbers realized I filled their container of soft drink/required materials to make soft drink with infected dogs. That'll learn 'em. Plus I'll have all that soft drink for me and my fellow survivors when we find ourselves in a barricaded miltary base in Tasmania.
But if I was in charge, I think I'd spend our budget on giving everyone a loaded double barrelled rifle, a pitchfork and a book written by me And George A Romero on the dos and don'ts of surviving z-day.
But if I was in charge, I think I'd spend our budget on giving everyone a loaded double barrelled rifle, a pitchfork and a book written by me And George A Romero on the dos and don'ts of surviving z-day.