How would the government react against a global Z-day?

[Gir1yG4m3r]

Obama would rip off his suit to reveal a superhero costume, and quickly get Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris together with him. Jackson would cuss the zombies back into the grave, Norris would kick zombie ass with his bare hands, and Obama would vaporize every one of them with his super duper hope laser beam! Yay!

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America at least, is safe.
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Hahaha it's Obama practicing for Z-day.

He's just watched Mars Hillary Attacks and he's ready for a fight.

Then shouldn't he be getting his horrible 50's music ready, instead?

 

[Dash-X]

American... I'd imagine first, our useless politicians would argue about it. There'd probably be a bill that never gets passed because too much extra lobbyist crap gets added to it. One to Four years later,"Pro Brains" becomes a political platform.

In other words, we Americans would be screwed.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

Obama would rip off his suit to reveal a superhero costume, and quickly get Samuel L. Jackson and Chuck Norris together with him. Jackson would cuss the zombies back into the grave, Norris would kick zombie ass with his bare hands, and Obama would vaporize every one of them with his super duper hope laser beam! Yay!

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America at least, is safe.
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Hahaha it's Obama practicing for Z-day.

He's just watched Mars Hillary Attacks and he's ready for a fight.

Then shouldn't he be getting his horrible 50's music ready, instead?

I think Lewinsky will be along in a bit to play the pink trombone, maybe she hums Pennsylvania 6-5000


Close enough

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Listen, zombies are no longer a threat. If there are any confirmed reports anywhere, within minutes there will be an army of nerds, geeks and gamers, all with baseball bats, katanas, shotguns, and many, many copies of World War Z and the Zombie Survival Handbook by Max Brooks. This very forum will be a staging ground to coordinate our collective efforts.

If zombies ever do rise, everyone on this site will be secretly excited. You know its true.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

Government? Argue about it for a while. Me? That depends. Are they "Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss" zomibes or L4D Zombies?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

as a American/German, WE'D BLOW THE ZOMBIES FUCKING HEADS OFF!

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

I live next to a navy base so... Yeah, feeling quite safe.

It doesn't matter because they'd be dead after I shot them because I'd suspect them of being zombies. So, they'd be pretty quiet about the issue.

I read your post with Benders voice in my head, that as awesome!^^

Listen, zombies are no longer a threat. If there are any confirmed reports anywhere, within minutes there will be an army of nerds, geeks and gamers, all with baseball bats, katanas, shotguns, and many, many copies of World War Z and the Zombie Survival Handbook by Max Brooks. This very forum will be a staging ground to coordinate our collective efforts.

If zombies ever do rise, everyone on this site will be secretly excited. You know its true.

Brilliant...

 

[dalek sec]

America? The politicians would bicker heavily over whether the zombies are dead or still living, delaying the response of attack against them. And with the army/police, they'd be screwed due to the fact that they're trained to shoot the body, not the head. Ergo, it'd take at least 6 months to a year before responding, longer if their idiocy gets them killed by zombies.

This, we'd be screwed from the word go.

 

[DarkMessiah]

I image what I read happening in World War Z would happen.
You need to read this. Go on Amazon, I'll wait.

 

[nativebelle]

The governments would all get together and call upon all you Escapists. Y'know since you guys seem to spend a lot of time thinking about fucking zombies and fucking survival plans.

Well not fucking zombies... unless...

 

[technoted]

is very badly and in a dull scottish voice a valid answer?

 

[Vek]

I think the typical American response would be:
1)Admit nothing
2)Deny everything
3)secret war the shit out of everything.

 

[KiLl_RoY]

Army maybe? and the typical broadcast saying:"Please stay indoors and barricade your home" and shit.

 

[ffxfriek]

America is set. We've got fallout bunkers all over the place. Just camp in there until the zombies starve.

OR as previously mentioned nuke the hell out of em

 

[Darth Rahu]

I'd travel north to Canada....nothing bad happens in Canada!!

 

[DRTJR]

The American way, Blowing shit up!

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Since I'm Canadian, I'll just go up north. Hardly anyone lives up there and you can find some pretty isolated communities ;D

EDIT: Also, never trust the government. They're planning to give your kids to druggie aliens!

My uncle used to live in Iqaluit. Pre-Nunavut.

Anywho, I'd move to Quebec because I'm pretty sure the French can't be zombies. Even the undead think they're arrogant and don't want them in their club.

 

[LewsTherin]

In Canada? Government would send in the reserves, maybe the army. The actual warfare would be tough, seeing as most of the country is wilderness.

 

[Nwolfwood]

i dont really see australia ever having a zombie apocolypse. all it would have to do is close its borders (see game pandemic) and it would be zombie free as long as the infection doesnt start there. you cant attack an island continent if your a zombie, because you cant swim!