How would the world end with Obama?

[Hunde Des Krieg]

A. Obama isn't Muslim
B. Why should it matter if he is?
C. Muslims don't worship Satan

A. No, but he's black and he's traveled abroad.
B. 9... wait for it... 11
C. They don't worship Jesus, which is the same as worshiping Satan. You're going to the same place.

*The above post is not serious.

thank goodness it wasn't serious, but muslims do actually hold jesus in high regard but as a prophet.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

If Obama is elected America will become fully Socialist. All of the nation's wealth will be redistributed equally among the citizens, and for a while, there will be peace. Soon, however, the top 3 percentile of formerly-ultra-wealthy Americans will become extremely cranky because they are forced to sleep on mattresses instead of giant piles of money. Sleepless and frustrated, they will be forced to drink huge amounts of coffee in order to remain functional. The caffeine in their bodies initiates a molecular reaction, causing their metabolism to increase at an alarming rate. They are faster, stronger and able to process information five times faster than the average human. In order to maintain their bodies, however, they must consume even more caffeine. They band together and attack coffee warehouses and Starbucks cafes. Their power is so great that local police are unable to stop them, forcing Obama to send in military units. They, too, fail to stop the mutated caffeine addicts who arm themselves with weapons taken from the police and army. The mutants then turn their attention towards Washington D.C., seeking vengeance against the Socialist Dictator Obama.

In order to defeat the mutants, Obama makes an unholy pact with Satan-- trading his very soul in exchange for supreme demonic power. He is able to destroy the mutants, but his new powers came with a price-- his mind is now corrupted by evil. Demonbama rends open a portal from which all of Hell's armies pour forth, ravaging North America and spreading throughout the world.

Frightened that the demons will someday cross the oceans and attack European soil, the United Nations (relocated to France) decides to bomb the western hemisphere. They do so, but the impact of their nuclear weapons is enough to create a crack in the Earth's crust. Oceans begin to pour into the deep crevice, revealing the lost city of Atlantis. The Atlantians, furious that their habitat has been destroyed, launch an attack on Europe. The Europeans are unable to defend against Atlantis' mighty Hydra Riders and Stingray Tanks, and those who survive retreat into Asia.

The Earth's remaining population is unable to support itself without the resources from the destroyed lands, and is inevitably consumed by famine and civil war. National boarders are forgotten and new military factions spring up in the place of countries. Life is a constant battle for control of territory and scarce resources.

The human race is eventually wiped out by itself... and the world falls silent.

EDIT (FYI, I voted for Obama.)

MY... GOD! that is quite easily the most nightmarish set of circumstances i have ever heard

 

[COR 2000]

A. Obama isn't Muslim
B. Why should it matter if he is?
C. Muslims don't worship Satan

A. No, but he's black and he's traveled abroad.
B. 9... wait for it... 11
C. They don't worship Jesus, which is the same as worshiping Satan. You're going to the same place.

*The above post is not serious.

What's sad is that there's so many evangelicals that believe that bullshit...

Something even worse: (Quote taken from Fundies say the Darndest things):

"A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery."

I cried myself to sleep after reading that.

If you want to do the same thing as me, here's the link:

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

 

[Lord Krunk]

The mods need to make an official thread, and lock all others. That's my opinion.

 

[eggdog14]

Obama was raise taxes exponentially, causing unemployment to skyrocket, putting US citizens in an exasperated depression. His suggested cuts in military spending would remove America as a world power, leaving a power vacuum which will inevitably be filled by, *gasp*

THE RUSSIANS
or
THE CHINESE
or
THE KOREANS


AHHHHH!!!!

 

[742]

McCain dies of his seventh stroke, Palin becomes president, she decides that she needs to spread freedom to Taiwan, China gets pissed and calls in the US' debt, the US doesn't have a trillion dollars, the US goes bankrupt, Western economics shit a brick, and China is the new world superpower.

Obama gets assassinated by rednecks, Biden becomes president, he takes his first vacation at Camp David, and plays out the story of The Shining, except that he doesn't freeze to death and comes back to rule the country still crazy.

nonono he DOES freeze to death and somehow sarah palin becomes speaker of the house, then president after biden dies.

 

[Rankao]

Obama was raise taxes exponentially, causing unemployment to skyrocket, putting US citizens in an exasperated depression. His suggested cuts in military spending would remove America as a world power, leaving a power vacuum which will inevitably be filled by, *gasp*

THE RUSSIANS
or
THE CHINESE
or
THE KOREANS


AHHHHH!!!!

I hope you are talking about the South Koreans because North Korea doesn't really have... anything. The Koreans have been training for war by playing billions of hours of Starcraft!

 

[Spectre39]

My half-assed shot-in-the-dark prediction of unfortunate events during an Obama presidency:

Israel gets hit by a nuclear missle that was given to the Palestinians by nuclear Iran or North Korea.

 

[Caliostro]

Obama is a Muslim, and of course all Muslims are terrorists, so he suicide bombs the White House or something, I don't know.

Ohhhh. I know! I know!


Obama is really a sleeper cell to kill the president, seeing as he IS the president, he'll suicide bomb himself. Admittedly, that makes the job easier.

 

[KenzS]

Obama starts putting more funding in medicare, and hundreds of breakthroughs in medicine are found, organs are bioengineered, genetic diseases are cured, people live to the age of 200. Then...

Wait for it...

ZOMBIES!