Well would you do everything the same or try to make do with what's available? Would you even stop celebrating it?
How would you celebrate the 4th of July during a zombie apocalypse?
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Probably stop celebrating as Calendars deteriorated and every day blended together. Let alone that Leap Year is such a trivial yet important thing to forget yet so very easy.
Assuming I did keep up on what day it was, sure. If I had some kind of explosives, I'd pick that day to make zombies go boom extra.
Assuming I did keep up on what day it was, sure. If I had some kind of explosives, I'd pick that day to make zombies go boom extra.
I wouldn't. All the holidays of the past would cease to exist, save Christmas cause everyone celebrates that. If I became a ruler during a Zombie Apocalypse or any apocalypse in general, I'd Create "Grand Ruler Day". A Day on my Birthday meant to celebrate me and my new country.
By blowing the ever loving crap out of every zombie who dares to get in my line of sight!
You know. The kind of thing I'd do on every other day during a zombie apocalypse.
I'm from the UK.
You know. The kind of thing I'd do on every other day during a zombie apocalypse.
I'm from the UK.
I'm British. So I'd be celebrating it like I'd be celebrating any other day during the zombie apocalypse - with fire, and zombie death. And explosions. I might try to make a zombie firework, that could be fun, if slightly messy...
I would stand atop the capital building, rig The Battle Hymn of the Republic on a cd player and fireworks to start in sequence (the fireworks aimed downwards to where zombies would be, and the music would start a little bit first) holding an M1 Garrand. When the zombies came close, I would salute and hit the trigger on the music. I would hold this until the fireworks started at which point I would fire at zombies with my M1 Garrand.
I would do all of this wearing a black bloc outfit, except for a red, white and blue armband on either arm. My gun would be painted accordingly.
I am by no means a patriotic person, but this would easily make me the most spectacular bad ass who ever lived.
I would do all of this wearing a black bloc outfit, except for a red, white and blue armband on either arm. My gun would be painted accordingly.
I am by no means a patriotic person, but this would easily make me the most spectacular bad ass who ever lived.
I would throw meat near a gas station, spill gas and wait for zombies to arrive. Then, I would drive a truck about a block away from the station, and aim the truck towards the gas station. I would place a brick on the gas pedal in order to drive the truck right into the building, causing a beautiful fireworks display for all. (With a bit of gore as well)
The same as every other day, just blast them with rifle rounds. Fireworks and fire it's self are hugely bad idea's. Fire is not your friend people, the only thing worse then the dead trying to eat you is the dead on fire and trying to eat you...
I'd still be struggling to keep up with the days of the year, not just for the holidays, but because zombies or no, we've still got to eat, and I'd be doing whatever I could to keep up some sort of crop rotation. When whatever I thought was the fourth of July came around, me and mine (assuming I had anyone with me) would celebrate the independence granted by our higher functions rather than any founding fathers, and we lay waste for a day or so. After all, what else is there for a responsible adult to do in the middle of the summer but vacation?
In our attempts to be as useful and (formerly) American as possible, I'd throw sparklers into the hands of those at the front and rear of our caravan, load folks up with fireworks and gasoline, and we'd make a little pilgrimage to the nearest stadium where baseball games were held in better days. After our sojourn and the inevitable horde that it attracted reach the right place, we'd play rope-a-dope for a while, seeding the field with the undead and the means for their inceneration. The ensuing bar-b-que that'd take place once everyone was back up in the stands with a good view might be considered an abomination of God just to look at, but hey! It's a holiday. We're letting our hair down. And honestly, what could be offensive about setting a sizable chunk of the local horde ablaze with tasty fireworks anyway?
The far more discreet walk home would still have a livelier spring in its step, I assure you.
In our attempts to be as useful and (formerly) American as possible, I'd throw sparklers into the hands of those at the front and rear of our caravan, load folks up with fireworks and gasoline, and we'd make a little pilgrimage to the nearest stadium where baseball games were held in better days. After our sojourn and the inevitable horde that it attracted reach the right place, we'd play rope-a-dope for a while, seeding the field with the undead and the means for their inceneration. The ensuing bar-b-que that'd take place once everyone was back up in the stands with a good view might be considered an abomination of God just to look at, but hey! It's a holiday. We're letting our hair down. And honestly, what could be offensive about setting a sizable chunk of the local horde ablaze with tasty fireworks anyway?
The far more discreet walk home would still have a livelier spring in its step, I assure you.
I'd be killing zombies, obviously. But I'd do it in a comical Shaun of the dead kind of way, except hopefully a lot more successful.