How would you choose to die?
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Crashing a motorcycle through a burning nuclear submarine adrift in the Pacific Ocean that's full of terrorist ninjas while dual-weilding Ingrams in order to save a box of kittens, handing said box off to cowboy robots in an awaiting helicopter with my last breath.
By being sucked into a black hole.
A more reasonable death would be being sniped a la John F. Kennedy.
A more reasonable death would be being sniped a la John F. Kennedy.
Realistically: If the Large Hadron Collider malfunctions. We'd die so quickly (less than 1/100 of a second) that the electrical signals wouldn't reach our brain to even let us know that it would be happening. One minute you're typing on a PC, then you don't even know you're dying.
Standing atop a cliff, arms outstretched, yelling a defiant challenge to the heavens as a moon drops on the planet.
1: I will be 80. I will do a skydive for charity, it will be televised. I will not open the parachute.
2: I will be 80. I will take every recreational drug under the sun, so that I have not screwed my life in any way shape or form, but I will no longer be curious. I will be dead.
2: I will be 80. I will take every recreational drug under the sun, so that I have not screwed my life in any way shape or form, but I will no longer be curious. I will be dead.
This again? Urgh...
Flying off a cliff riding an awesome motorbike, with a hot girl on the back while downing beer, with the song 'We Will Rock You' blasting in the background.
Flying off a cliff riding an awesome motorbike, with a hot girl on the back while downing beer, with the song 'We Will Rock You' blasting in the background.
A quiet suicide.
I relish any control I can get over my life. I want to decide when it ends. Nobody should be able to decide for me.
Oh, I'm sorry, was that answer too fucking serious for you?
I relish any control I can get over my life. I want to decide when it ends. Nobody should be able to decide for me.
Oh, I'm sorry, was that answer too fucking serious for you?
Not planning to die very soon.
But if I had to, then going to bed, after smoking a nice cigar and drinking a brandy and never wake up again.
But if I had to, then going to bed, after smoking a nice cigar and drinking a brandy and never wake up again.
Jumping from a 40+ story building at night while on fire. Maybe in a flame suit. I don't want to suffer on the way down, its just for effect.
Alternatively, sacrifice for the greater good.
For example: Staying behind to manually detonate a bomb to destroy an asteroid on a collision course with earth while holding off a Sith Lord others can escape. The explosion of the bomb would hopefully create a rift allowing me to go back in time so I could be crushed by a plane turbine so as to prevent an alternate future where my girlfriend would get hit by a car.
Alternatively, sacrifice for the greater good.
For example: Staying behind to manually detonate a bomb to destroy an asteroid on a collision course with earth while holding off a Sith Lord others can escape. The explosion of the bomb would hopefully create a rift allowing me to go back in time so I could be crushed by a plane turbine so as to prevent an alternate future where my girlfriend would get hit by a car.
Instigating a massive world war, so as I die I can mutter under my breath, "Reap what you have sown, infidels..."
I'd like to die doing the thing I like most; flying a small aircraft really high. Preferably with another pilot onboard as I'd hate to wreck a good plane. 
