How would you die?

[Kris015]

Slingshot around the sun then zoom back to Earth, landing in the middle of a PETA rally.

You really hate PETA, huh?

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I want to die the way I lived...sitting in a chair.

Your username combined with this post has made it the most hilarious thing I have read all week!.

OT: In a Lamborghini, going flat-out into a tree. That's how a man dies!.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Ripping off my own head, like this but with me doing it.

Spoiler

 

[Crossborder]

I want to die in an FBI raid because of pirated games. That would make a statement..

 

[Flour]

Get caught in a fire trap when trying to find something to survive. [http://i31.tinypic.com/2lbky0n.jpg]

[sup]Read the white box at the top for information on what happened.[/sup]

 

[Tactician42]

"I've gone as far as I can. Make haste for I will hold them here."

 

[AvsJoe]

I would love to overdose on painkillers or die in my sleep or something along those lines. Or skydive nekked from an aeroplane sans parachute. That would be good too.

By snoo snoo

Heh heh heh, love that episode.

Death! By SNOO-SNOO!!

 

[rockera]

If any body's seen v for vendetta..."ideas sir, are bullet proof"

 

[nettkenneth]

i would die trying to save the world from a giant astroid

 

[Cargando]

Standing in front of an avalanche, laughing maniacally.

 

[YourUsualSuspect]

By snoo snoo

NOOOOO (yes) NOOOOOO (yes) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (oh god yes)

that'd be incredible. but personally i'd take jumping out a plane at the highest possible altitude. over the ocean. but dieing before i hit the water :>

 

[Sir Ollie]

Die the same way as Scruffy I guess

Spoiler

Ahh life.

 

[Melancholy_Ocelot]

I'd die rotting in a jail cell after being given a life sentence for having having a 3 way with the Emperors wife and daughter while playing an awesome rock guitar solo on the desecrated corps of God. (ZP quote)

Seriously though, it doesn't matter how I go...as long as I take the below 3 poster with me.

 

[Crayzor]

Quickly/painlessly

 

[Ariosona]

jump of a building, i like to make an *impression* they won,t forget.

Off a building into wet cement?
I bet that' make a neat *impression*

OT: Run over by an ambulance outside of a hospital, whilst the ambulance was on it's way to rescue... someone with... something.

 

[KazNecro]

Of old age... then processed into Soylent Green. Mmmm... Soylent Greeeeeeen...

 

[USSR]

I wish to die like my grandfather, in his sleep.

Not like the screaming passengers in his car.

..I though that joke was necessary <.<

 

[rokkolpo]

jump of a building, i like to make an *impression* they won,t forget.

Off a building into wet cement?
I bet that' make a neat *impression*

OT: Run over by an ambulance outside of a hospital, whilst the ambulance was on it's way to rescue... someone with... something.

that cement thing would make an accurate description of my last moments.

 

[Epic Master32]

To much sex with hot ladies. Ye that would be awesome.

 

[rokkolpo]

I wish to die like my grandfather, in his sleep.

Not like the screaming passengers in his car.

..I though that joke was necessary <.<

that cracked me up!

i heard that somewhere 3 years ago. great joke...or....is it?