How would you die?
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I would want my death to be overly dramatic and in slow motion with a bunch of bullets going through me yet i'm still running in slow motion and then eventually someone just completely obliterates my head and then i collapse
Oh, Peacefully in my sleep...
After batteling a thousand heros in my life, and then fucking them over at the last second with A "Teloport-o-stone," laughing hystericaly and giving a shout of "I'll be back, sucker!"
Or maybe just in a land filled with dragons and anthropamorphic creatures, battling heroicaly to save them from an unspeakable evil which ultimitaly must be traped into my body and destroyed utterly by prematurly cremating me... Or sending me into an alternate dimention.
(What, and end up with bad control over a blue hedgehog? *Ba-tish.* ... Yeah, you get what I mean there. I hope.)
Or maybe just laughing to death after watching the ultimate british comerdy, (Because you KNOW it will be british. ADMIT IT. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.) staring every comic ever to be considered good, Including the dead ones, and featuring Michal Jackson and Billy Mays coming back from the dead to do a YTPMV-inspired rendition of "thriller." That would be an AWESOME way to spend my last moments, no?
After batteling a thousand heros in my life, and then fucking them over at the last second with A "Teloport-o-stone," laughing hystericaly and giving a shout of "I'll be back, sucker!"
Or maybe just in a land filled with dragons and anthropamorphic creatures, battling heroicaly to save them from an unspeakable evil which ultimitaly must be traped into my body and destroyed utterly by prematurly cremating me... Or sending me into an alternate dimention.
(What, and end up with bad control over a blue hedgehog? *Ba-tish.* ... Yeah, you get what I mean there. I hope.)
Or maybe just laughing to death after watching the ultimate british comerdy, (Because you KNOW it will be british. ADMIT IT. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.) staring every comic ever to be considered good, Including the dead ones, and featuring Michal Jackson and Billy Mays coming back from the dead to do a YTPMV-inspired rendition of "thriller." That would be an AWESOME way to spend my last moments, no?
If they were real i would either want the pyros Flare gun taunt, the scouts sandman taunt or the heavies show trial taunt. Not the snipers huntsman taunt tho. Too painfull. Either that or i lose my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Then killing myself because there is no point in living without my meat and two veg. (Cookie for the smelting accident referance)
either under a wave of zombies holding a dead man's detonator with a shitton of explosives strapped to and around me, or from a terrible mistake trying to use a quantum teleporter that does not properly vibrate the end atoms at the same frequency. Either way, its a death i won't forget in a while.
Brutaly beat to death in a pillow fight at the end of a nude super model sleep over party. Oh yeah.
If I could choose my death I'd choose to die by being so incredibly and extremely awesome that the universe couldn't handle me and I simply ceased to exist... Oh wait! I think its already happening!!!
Hmm, I would read how to fly a NASA rocket, hijack a rocket with a crap load of sexy women and a ton of animals and some T.N.T, fly that bugger in too space, switch it over to auto pilot, then do some nughty things with the women, then when I'm done, I would turn back too Earth a full speed at the peta headquarters. And before it hit's I would jump out the ship with a parachute soo i can see the hole thing blow sky high. The I would make sure that Ingrid Newkirk is just a piece of burning coal, take a bit of her flesh, say "Mmmm Now that's a good beef".
Then I would blow my brains out.
Then I would blow my brains out.
