How would you die?

[Betancore]

I'd like my brains blown out. Especially after a friend of mine was filming us on his video camera and afterwards he's like, "It's okay, I'll blow your face out when I edit this." As said in the previous thread, if someone did it on a massive canvas and called it modern art, then maybe I could even be famous afterwards.

 

[AvsJoe]

I would choose a painless death during my sleep.

Or I would choose a malfunctioning parachute while falling towards a large city by the ocean or mountains. I'd aim for the nearest swimming pool, parked car, or Porta-Potty and enjoy the view on the way down.

 

[Wordslinger]

Bitten by a zombie.
Totally worth it.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Preferably at age 76 after disarming a bomb that would destroy the planet and singlehandedly fighting off ten waves of bad guys and the big bad guy.

 

[Free Thinker]

Being Falcon Punched into another dimension filled with ninja zombies in case I survive the punch itself.

 

[Byr0m]

Hopefully shot in battle while leading my squad on an heroic charge.

Thats the way for me

This, except I die from a hollow-point sniper round to the head and my death motivates my squad to eventually succeed. I die a martyr, the killer is viewed as 'cheap' (hopefully) and we accomplish what we set out to do...even in death.

EDIT: Hollow point round because it would (more-or-less) cause this:

No surviving that, and probably instantaneous and painless.

Except for the people around you who would likely end up dying from vomiting out their internal organs at the very sight.

Yeah, but my men would be REAL MEN who could beat chuck norris and death in a staring contest before pummeling them to death with their own limbs so they wouldn't be ill-affected by it, instead, my excellent leadership-infused blood would spur them on to do better if it landed on them

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In my sleep as it would most probably be painless.
Or defending my country as we are invaded by a large enemy force.

 

[BrownGaijin]

As I would tell my friend "Between the ample breasts of a beautiful woman."

 

[danneloid]

If you could choose anyway to die, how would you die?

My only wish is to die with a smile on my face

 

[DarkHourPrince]

Somethign that would insta-kill once I reach a certain level of old age.

 

[Queen Michael]

Death by awesomeness.

 

[Aesir23]

Hopefully shot in battle while leading my squad on an heroic charge.

Thats the way for me

This, except I die from a hollow-point sniper round to the head and my death motivates my squad to eventually succeed. I die a martyr, the killer is viewed as 'cheap' (hopefully) and we accomplish what we set out to do...even in death.

EDIT: Hollow point round because it would (more-or-less) cause this:

No surviving that, and probably instantaneous and painless.

Except for the people around you who would likely end up dying from vomiting out their internal organs at the very sight.

Yeah, but my men would be REAL MEN who could beat chuck norris and death in a staring contest before pummeling them to death with their own limbs so they wouldn't be ill-affected by it, instead, my excellent leadership-infused blood would spur them on to do better if it landed on them

lol. Ah yes, those that vomit would be mere girly men. Would they not?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Dying for my contry.

Yeah, I'm joining the Army.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

In a knife fight with a bear, that ends in a tie...

Greatest death ever...

A great death that may be however, a fist/paw-fight to the death with a bear, resulting in a 'tie' (double death!) would be EPIC!! Chuck Norris could do that. Bruce Lee has failed though...he couldn't find a worthy enough bear

 

[TheHermit]

I think skydiving with no parachute would be fun, I'd go straight into the earth with my fist out in front of me super man style. http://www.fireonyourhead.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/superman_flying.gif

Or getting your head chopped off then shown your body, would be a mind boggling last few seconds of life.

 

[OneBig Man]

On a quest to find Waldo.

 

[rdaleric]

I'd like to go by charging down a hill with an axe towards a horde of bad guys shouting "blood and death!!!"

 

[BlackCandleLight]

firing squad from my own team after a war because i technically count as a weapon of mass destruction

 

[animeconquerer]

What a curious question. The only correct answer is not to reply.

Although in all seriousness, probably slipping into a coma and then death right after having accomplished something awesome, like defeating a god.