How Would You Die?

[LongAndShort]

Bloodily... hopefully as some mash-up of Hugh Hefner (man's old as fuck but still scoring with beautiful women), Rambo (you decide from which movie) and Crocodile Dundee (an Australian treasure), in the kind of situation that a Hugh Hefner-Rambo-Crocodile Dundee mash-up would get into. I'm assuming: after living a long full life, snapping the necks of various denominations of bad-guys, surrounded by beautiful women, all while wrestling crocodiles. As I said, bloodily.

 

[guntotingtomcat]

In my sleep at a random age. Never have to deal with it, don't have to prepare, no pain and I look okay when I'm discovered.
Only downside is shock to loved ones, but I don't have many of those, so...

 

[tthor]

smothered by boobs.
lol I feel like this sorta happened once with my girlfriend. I couldn't breathe, and I just thought to myself, 'eh, pretty good way to go'

 

[Sly Skater Man]

I'll go with the typical hero bomb death.
You know when the enemy is closing in all around, slowly engulfing everyone and everyone is about to get the hell out of there but theirs one guy, one person who's got to stay behind to set off some kinda bomb of whatever to take out as many of the bad guys as possible with an epic button press or whatever.
Yeah. That guy. I wanna die like that.

 

[Latman2k]

Final Destination style, Just survived a grisly accident to be killed by feral gerbils.

 

[Samcanuck]

I dream about giving my life to save people. To die from gun shot wounds after saving people from somebody attempting to kill others.

...Starting to lose faith that i'll ever get the chance to be a hero like that though to be honest.

Sure you will. Go to war.

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Already been on a tour. I dont see how I can be a hero if I am not fighting for what I believe in. I'm talking innocents or civilians being protected. Kinda hard to walk into a crazed gunman situation yah know. So like I said, just a dream.

 

[Brawndo]

Godfather style. I wanna be really old at my home filled with extended relatives and great-grandchildren who adore me, and then just keel over peacefully, knowing I've lived a full life.


If I absolutely have to go earlier (knock on wood that I don't), I want it to be mid-orgasm while a beautiful girl rides me

 

[AssassinJoe]

Up against thousands of enemies. I'll even take a few of em with me.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dream about giving my life to save people. To die from gun shot wounds after saving people from somebody attempting to kill others.

...Starting to lose faith that i'll ever get the chance to be a hero like that though to be honest.

Sure you will. Go to war.

Already been on a tour. I dont see how I can be a hero if I am not fighting for what I believe in. I'm talking innocents or civilians being protected. Kinda hard to walk into a crazed gunman situation yah know. So like I said, just a dream.

Well, just saying is all. I've heard my uncle tell me the greatest thing someone ever did from him while he served in the marines was a guy took a bullet for him that nearly killed the guy and almost killed my uncle. So tic for tac i guess

 

[Hashime]

Saving the lives of millions of people, or ending the lives of millions of people. I do not care as long as I am publicly recognized.
That makes me sound a little narcissistic, but we are talking ideal here, I would be fine with a quiet death, or if research in my field progresses more no death at all.

 

[TheWwwizard]

Heart failure, everyones doing it.

Spoiler: real answer

On a more serious note, I would be happy with anything that leaves my brain intact for at least 10 minutes. But if I had to choose... Predator style, at least I'll have comfort knowing I'll take all the fuckers with me, and I get to laugh maniacally.

 

[mythtech]

i would like to die gloriously defeating wave after wave of evil enemies and defeating them saving my people. then i would like my body to be placed a board a ship covered in fire works with an lpg tank in the cardo hold. then the boat is set on fire and sent out to sea where the fireworks go off in the shape of a mighty sword symbolising my greatness and loyalty before the ship explodes. possibly put a bitt to much thought into that

 

[Manicotti]

I want to go out in a massive explosion that I had to set off to destroy a building/bomb/robot/whatever in order to save a bunch of people of varying degrees of familiarity. My last words will be along the lines of "never gonna give you up...."

Alternatively, I'd like to be eaten by a grue, because I *know* someone is going to put on my epitaph, "It was dark."

 

[Artemus_Cain]

I'd like to say I'd do something heroic, but I'll probably say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and get a sharp thing shoved in my eyehole.

 

[bulbasaur765]

Something like in that movie "Seven Pounds" where I die so my significant other could live on.

 

[katsumoto03]

An epic death while taking a worthy adversary with me. Preferably while wrestling him on a cliff side, ending with me making a heroic move in which I grab him and pull us both off the cliff and somehow saving my companions.

 

[Arduras]

preferably doing my job... Road Crash Rescue... I don't know, maybe the car explodes as I'm pulling a mother and 2 small children out

 

[Alex Ott]

I'd prefer to be facing down impossible odds, yet still make an effort to win. Not so much playing Russian Roulette with an assault rifle, but more along the lines of trying to stop an entire enemy offensive by myself. I've always aspired to glory and valor, and I figure it would be as good a way as any to die.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'm going to go with "suicide".

That way, no one else gets the satisfaction of ending my life.

You could die of natural causes instead?

OT: My preferred way to die is to be hooked up to a shitload of drugs so that I'm hallucinating and all my senses are dulled, and then I'm shot through the head by a Barrett .50 cal.

Why? Because it's painless, and it'll make an interesting story.