How Would You Die?

[101flyboy]

Hopefully naturally and peacefully with my loved ones around me one last time. That's about it. Never thought about it because I don't plan on dying any time soon.

 

[strangemoose]

Kinda like this... <youtube=8OlS74Yj148>
EN-TARO TASSADAR!
I'd like to live as long as he did first though

yes yes a million times yes

 

[alimarin]

So you get to decide how you die, no matter how whimsical the scenario, how do you go out? I thought I might go for something with a level of comfort like drowning in chocolate, but I'm leaning towards more of an epic death. I want to kick a Ninja, out of the 50th floor of a building, in downtown New York, during rush hour. No one will ever know the back story. I'll just be the guy that kicked the shit out of that ninja.

EDIT: Oh, and before the ninja hits the ground a fucking dragon comes out of a portal and just swallows like half of him, the lower half so you can tell he's a Ninja.

Simple answer, I would die in my sleep, but have my brain frozen in the hopes of finding a body using a hybrid of cybernetics and cloning

 

[Drakmeire]

I will attempt to punch-out the sun... I didn't say it was a well-thought out death.

 

[Sonicron]

I'd either go for the Predator method (honorable 1vs1 combat with a double finish) or the Chaos Berserker (give me power armor, a bolt pistol and a chain axe and I'll merrily cause carnage until I get dropped by a tank or something).

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNU-SNU

Damn you ninja!

OT: Limbo. Forever doing anything possible in my mind. Sure, I'll eventually wake up but by that point my mind will be 100,000,000,000 years old and not functioning. It is effectively death. If I had the opportunity, I would do it with a soulmate.

 

[JakXT]

An assassin gets sent to kill me, and we have an epic battle, but then discover it's all a big conspiracy of some sort, and me and the assassin team up and go after the guy who hired him, and it leads to many badass fights and shenanigans, and then we find out the guy who hired him was just some sort of decoy, and the conspiracy is bigger than we thought, and then we go after the actual guy behind it all, and when we get close to him, we get into a big fight with his right hand man, who is really powerful, and then I save the assassin who i am now teamed with, and take out the right hand man in doing so, but also get stabbed/posioned and die in the assassins arms, saying some awesome and sad one liner just as i die that makes everyone cry, then the assassin goes and avenges my death, and saves the world... -3-

 

[alimarin]

Sex fueled exhaustion.

If you're going to go out, go out on top.

So uhm... Are you busy tonight?

On another note, can someone die having sex? I'm not sure if that had ever happened before, sounds like the most hilarious way to go out to me.

 

[alimarin]

Sex fueled exhaustion.

If you're going to go out, go out on top.

So uhm... Are you busy tonight?

On another note, can someone die having sex? I'm not sure if that had ever happened before, sounds like the most hilarious way to go out to me.

My mum works for a funeral company. They've had an elderly man 'use' their services after he died of a heart attack during sex.

Apparently his libido was younger than he was.
Before the thread derails, I for one would switch my choice of dying to being in "BED" with Pirate Kitty. (or without, I can play single-player too!)
I am still getting my brain preserved until it can be integrated into a new body.

Enjoy the derail!

By the way if I hit on a gu- ah what the hell, I don't care.

 

[Count Igor]

Explode into doughnuts.
Hell yeah.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Jumping out of a spaceship and generating massive amounts of power and absorbing it into my fist. I then proceed to punch my nemesis, who has also jumped out of his spaceship, in the face. I proceed to yell "FALCON PUNCH!". The impact of my energy encased fist with my nemesis' face causes the universe to explode.

Or just have a steamroller dropped on me.

 

[Athol]

The classic last stand.
Armed with 12 S&W Model 3 revolvers (.44), 2 Mare's Leg pistols (.44-40), 1 Winchester Model 1886 rifle (.45-70), 1 Winchester Model 1897 shotgun (.12 gauge), and 2 Mark 1 trench knifes.

Spoiler: S&W Model 3

Spoiler: Mare's Leg

Spoiler: Winchester Model 1886

Spoiler: Winchester Model 1897

Spoiler: Mark 1

 

[SimuLord]

Here we go again.

Massive heart attack while screwing my teenage daughter's barely-18 best friend from high school. Right as I drop, I shoot the Last Shot Heard 'Round the World, the girl gets pregnant, can't bring herself to abort the baby, and gives the kid one hell of a story about his dad.

*note: I don't have a daughter (or indeed any children), so this will be a work in process until the scenario can unfold.

 

[the clockmaker]

I intend to be killed by an some woman's outraged husband at the age of one hundred and eight.

Failing that, I want to be killed by being hit by a truck full of sugar and then falling onto an ants nest, the logic being that at least one copper would get the sack for giggling whilst breaking the news.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

Hmm... the scenario can be as whimsical as I want, eh? Well then...

I want to have an amazing sorcerous battle against all the greatest fictional wizards in the world, then once I have defeated them, lie down in a boat and float off into the magical lake of Avalon

 

[jacobschndr]

either in the end of the world, like meteorite, "2012 film adaptation" something like that,or dying in a glorious way like giving myself to save others

 

[Superior Mind]

Either something noble yet explody like CJ's death in DotD2004, (or to a lesser extent Carlos in RE: Extinctio,) or just somethig explody. Basically I want something to explode. Packing a high powered sports car with explosives, ramping off a cliff and exploding in mid-air would be cool. Preferably while being chased by Velociraptors, (The Jurassic Park kind not the pissy little real ones.)

 

[lizabeth19]

After all the fantastically imaginative ways to go, this is going to seem a little mundane but...

I'd like to die in my sleep at the age of 108, dreaming of all the happy moments in my life, snuggled up to my lifelong partner and surrounded by photos of my grown children and grandchildren. That would be my perfect way to go.