How Would You Die?

[orifice]

Given a choice I'd like to die from chronic boredom caused by living for several thousand years.

 

[viranimus]

"In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire"

A warm soft batch internet cookie to anyone who can name that reference!

 

[farscythe]

riding a shopping trolley down mount everest whilst singing the flight of the valkierys

 

[NinjaRabies]

In an epic sword-fight with thousand mad radioactive clowns on top of a hill of their dismembered corpses before blowing myself and them to smitherines yelling "SPOOONGE!"

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

No matter how whimsical you says?


Well then the exact center of Antarctica with every single nuclear weapon and it all detonates at the same time when my heart stops. Eat that ice and snow.

 

[LittleWench1629]

I would like to go during my sleep. Peaceful and painless.

 

[Samcanuck]

I dream about giving my life to save people. To die from gun shot wounds after saving people from somebody attempting to kill others.

...Starting to lose faith that i'll ever get the chance to be a hero like that though to be honest.

Sure you will. Go to war.

Already been on a tour. I dont see how I can be a hero if I am not fighting for what I believe in. I'm talking innocents or civilians being protected. Kinda hard to walk into a crazed gunman situation yah know. So like I said, just a dream.

Well, just saying is all. I've heard my uncle tell me the greatest thing someone ever did from him while he served in the marines was a guy took a bullet for him that nearly killed the guy and almost killed my uncle. So tic for tac i guess

Yeah, I would love to be in a black and white conflict like ww2 aswell. Mt grandfather and great uncles served in ww2...but its no longer a black and white world.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dream about giving my life to save people. To die from gun shot wounds after saving people from somebody attempting to kill others.

...Starting to lose faith that i'll ever get the chance to be a hero like that though to be honest.

Sure you will. Go to war.

Already been on a tour. I dont see how I can be a hero if I am not fighting for what I believe in. I'm talking innocents or civilians being protected. Kinda hard to walk into a crazed gunman situation yah know. So like I said, just a dream.

Well, just saying is all. I've heard my uncle tell me the greatest thing someone ever did from him while he served in the marines was a guy took a bullet for him that nearly killed the guy and almost killed my uncle. So tic for tac i guess

Yeah, I would love to be in a black and white conflict like ww2 aswell. Mt grandfather and great uncles served in ww2...but its no longer a black and white world.

He was in Vietnam. So it wasnt black and white.

 

[Berserker119]

An epic death while taking a worthy adversary with me. Preferably while wrestling him on a cliff side, ending with me making a heroic move in which I grab him and pull us both off the cliff and somehow saving my companions.

I would want to be a villain, trying to get some guy to fall off a cliff, and then wrestle him, but then he would be a dick, and pull us both off.

 

[Jedoro]

SNU-SNU

If not this, calling an airstrike on my position to wipe out the last of organized crime, after a decade-long crusade of traveling the world to destroy syndicates.

 

[Levi93]

probably something awesome, like getting hit directly by a meteorite.

 

[C95J]

Grand Piano falling out of a high building.

Then narrowly missing me only for me to stumble into the middle of the road, backflip over a car through 3 rings of fire down a thin manhole. Jumping over 10 hungry crocodiles before bursting out of the concrete before drop kicking Godzilla into a building then flying off into space. I then fight Aliens on Mars with laser guns and flamethrowers until I blow up the planet then flying back down to earth, crushing Bin-Laden into the ground and single handedly fighting my way through the whole of Al-Queda. Without time to think a T-Rex comes out of no where! I grab a bagel and beat it to death then proceed to cure world hunger and poverty, then flying back home just in time for a nice cup of tea.

If only the tea wasn't poisoned...

 

[Geekosaurus]

While 5 seconds away from discovering the secret to immortality.

An ancient Chinese alchemist tried to create an elixir of life but in stead created gun powder. I believe that on the very same day irony was born.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I want to die by exploding. And I mean both exploding and "exploding" (wink, wink; nudge, nudge).

Always thought it would be cool to leave a mess everywhere when I die.

 

[katsumoto03]

An epic death while taking a worthy adversary with me. Preferably while wrestling him on a cliff side, ending with me making a heroic move in which I grab him and pull us both off the cliff and somehow saving my companions.

I would want to be a villain, trying to get some guy to fall off a cliff, and then wrestle him, but then he would be a dick, and pull us both off.

Hero is forever more synonymous with Dick.