How Would You End the World?

[Mighty Lighty]

I`d want humanity to be destroyed by a massive panda army
just so I could appreiciate the irony by being wiped out by the species we wanted to keep going

 

[bindox]

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, a government
for hire and a combat site.

/incoherent rambling

Uh, what?

 

[A Raging Emo]

too bad it doesn't matter we're all going to die from swine flu anyways

Thats negative attitude sir!

And that statement is likely a piece of shit!

and you are a cock sucking waste of life whom nobody loves and in all likelyhood laugh as you breath your last pathetic breath

That's not very nice.

 

[Harbinger_]

Black holes

or

Nanotechnology.

Both on the condition that it ended life everywhere in the universe.

 

[Dudemeister]

too bad it doesn't matter we're all going to die from swine flu anyways

Thats negative attitude sir!

And that statement is likely a piece of shit!

and you are a cock sucking waste of life whom nobody loves and in all likelyhood laugh as you breath your last pathetic breath

And you are quite overly aggressive.

 

[Fbuh]

I too am waiting for the zombie apocalypse, and I have even started stockpiling melee weapons. However, if i had my choice as to how human kind would end, I would super-evolve them into a collective conscious using giant humanoid mecha.

 

[Demon_Zeya]

I would bring Zerg and Protoss to life and allow them to wage their fights on earth.

I would send the hybrids Duran made in the secret campaign mission to uberpwn the human race. Oh, and Devouring One ftw.

Honestly, I think that an army of zerglings would be enough to make me happy. Only is i get to lead them

 

[Rorschach II]

Ok,

Ghostbusters. Giant Marshmallow Man.

Nuff Said

 

[Gaskell]

I'd have a big button that said "DO NOT PRESS - WILL DESTROY WORLD" and then I'd press it

 

[Photon_Man62]

I'd be "The Man Who Sold The World"...

 

[LINKXIII]

Zombies cause it would be soo much fun to fight

 

[RobbPWNS]

I gotta say, that's probably how I'd do it....

Lets say a death angel came to visit you and said,

"I'll grant you one wish, but that wish must be used to end the world in one way or another, so make your choice."

How would you end the world?

Personally, I would like everyone to explode when I point at them.

"Hey Frank!"

"Hey Joe! Say, whats that on your shirt!" *Point*

BAM!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I already made this type of wish. I chose to create a disease known as swine flu.

too bad it doesn't matter we're all going to die from swine flu anyways

I love the smell of optimism in the morning.

For me, it would be through dance! at least people would die happy

 

[Zersy]

Lets say a death angel came to visit you and said,

"I'll grant you one wish, but that wish must be used to end the world in one way or another, so make your choice."

How would you end the world?

Personally, I would like everyone to explode when I point at them.

"Hey Frank!"

"Hey Joe! Say, whats that on your shirt!" *Point*

BAM!

I would make people Orgasm just by pointing at them heehheeh

but to end the world everyone would have to see god (Resulting Death from Watching To much Awesomeness)

 

[Zorg Machine]

zombies or pressing a big red button.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Easy... I'd wait until I had children and then make it so that humans could no longer reproduce.
Within 2 years abortion would have no purpose, letting the protestors shutup. Within 5 years people would have realized the importance of the children there are currently, and focus on them. In 10 years food shortages would be all but non-existant. During all this time, people would realize that the human race is coming to an end, and the humans will do their best to return the planet to the way it was before we appeared. In 18 years, there would be no underage crime, and with no more need for public schools, the governments could focus on programs that help the remaining people and restore the planet. This would continue until the very last humans looked back and contemplate the effects of the last 100 years, whether or not they did their job and fixed the planet. And then... the last human being will die, hopefully peacefully. As Nature takes the planet back, all traces of human existence will slowly disappear, even plastics, which are supposedly infinite, will be eaten by bacteria adapted to devour the abundant food source. That, to me, is the perfect end to the world.

You, sir, are a genius. Though the basis of the idea is spookily like a movie I once saw... hmm... Ah well, a nice peaceful apocalypse sounds good.

 

[spuddyt]

Have everyone suffer a tremendously long orgasm and starve to death

 

[johnman]

It will be here then neither here nor there. Earth will simply cease to exist.