How would you fight off aliens?

[gigastrike]

A ninja army has worked pretty well for me in the past.

 

[Sassafrass]

I believe I would acquire Doctor Who's TARDIS, which can translate into any language into English.

If this is not possible, I shall ask government scientists if they could whip up a translator device of some description post haste, giving me means to translate any language in the world in roughly 4 seconds. If this is not possible, I'll move to Plan B.
Which is the stick.

If you could manage to find an alien not trigger-happy enough to actually agree to a conversation with you, then I believe that just might work.

And a stick?
Why not something effective? Like a Pokéball?

Well, the stick in question is not just any stick.
It has been reinforced with adamintium, the metal that is in Wolverines body, and is therefore quite sturdy, reliable and capable of beating an alien to death. Admittidly, a Pokeball is a very reliable way to disperse the alien threat but where is the fun? I think it is much more fun to beat skulls in with metal sticks. Barbarian, yes. Effective, extremely.

 

[Dorian]

Well, the stick in question is not just any stick.
It has been reinforced with adamintium, the metal that is in Wolverines body, and is therefore quite sturdy, reliable and capable of beating an alien to death. Admittidly, a Pokeball is a very reliable way to disperse the alien threat but where is the fun? I think it is much more fun to beat skulls in with metal sticks. Barbarian, yes. Effective, extremely.

I'll admit that that's the sexiest sounding stick I've ever been told of, but tell me this.

Can you capture the commanding alien of the fleet/army and then gain complete dominance over their technology and forces?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

With my bare hands and lots of Red Bull.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, the stick in question is not just any stick.
It has been reinforced with adamintium, the metal that is in Wolverines body, and is therefore quite sturdy, reliable and capable of beating an alien to death. Admittidly, a Pokeball is a very reliable way to disperse the alien threat but where is the fun? I think it is much more fun to beat skulls in with metal sticks. Barbarian, yes. Effective, extremely.

I'll admit that that's the sexiest sounding stick I've ever been told of, but tell me this.

Can you capture the commanding alien of the fleet/army and then gain complete dominance over their technology and forces?

We could try but it would be quite difficult.
I could ask the scientists to try and make me some sort of cloaking device, that preferably can be mounted on the wrist, disguised simply as a watch or maybe a bracelet. One this device, there is a little button that when you press it, activates the cloaking device which would make you invisible to the naked eye.

 

[sagacious]

Make love not war!






...I learned that from Avatar...

 

[Dorian]

I shall win the day, then.

Unless they have exo-suits, like Gundams or something......
........ Or rice cakes.....
[sup]I swear, if no one gets that reference, I'm going to feel sooooo fucking old......[/sup]

We could try but it would be quite difficult.
I could ask the scientists to try and make me some sort of cloaking device, that preferably can be mounted on the wrist, disguised simply as a watch or maybe a bracelet. One this device, there is a little button that when you press it, activates the cloaking device which would make you invisible to the naked eye.

Spoiler: You mean this?

Spoiler: Or this?

 

[Mrkittycat]

Play F(backwords R)ed's videos over every TV in the World. They will believe Earth is not worth listening to that voice for long.

 

[Sassafrass]

I shall win the day, then.

Unless they have exo-suits, like Gundams or something......
........ Or rice cakes.....
[sup]I swear, if no one gets that reference, I'm going to feel sooooo fucking old......[/sup]

We could try but it would be quite difficult.
I could ask the scientists to try and make me some sort of cloaking device, that preferably can be mounted on the wrist, disguised simply as a watch or maybe a bracelet. One this device, there is a little button that when you press it, activates the cloaking device which would make you invisible to the naked eye.

Spoiler: You mean this?

Spoiler: Or this?

Yes, something along those lines would be perfect.
Of course once we have the leader or commander, there would be the question of somehow getting them off the ship unnoticed. That bridge shall be crossed when I get there.

 

[firedfns13]

Put on a purple shirt and go stab them in the eyes.

 

[enzilewulf]

Guerrilla warfare, I just need a few willing recruits...

sign me up.....

[sub]hope we get to use nukes...[/sub]

 

[Dorian]

But look at the mudkip!

Spoiler

Or, I could use the the power of the holy spirit
[small]I don't get it off the top if my head, but it sounds kinda familiar[/small]

But Mudkip isn't good against steel types!
Now Swampert, on the other hand......
[sup]It's from one of the first season of Pokemon episodes, where Ash was trying to catch that Mankey, it hit one of those rice-thingys Brock makes, and it opened up to reveal such.[/sup]

Yes, something along those lines would be perfect.
Of course once we have the leader or commander, there would be the question of somehow getting them off the ship unnoticed. That bridge shall be crossed when I get there.

Pfft. Please.
If we've got Pokeballs. We've OBVIOUSLY got Charizard to help us >

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, something along those lines would be perfect.
Of course once we have the leader or commander, there would be the question of somehow getting them off the ship unnoticed. That bridge shall be crossed when I get there.

Pfft. Please.
If we've got Pokeballs. We've OBVIOUSLY got Charizard to help us >

That too would also work just as well.
I shall now go back to prepare for this in case it happens. I bid thee good day, sir.

 

[ffxfriek]

Nuke from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

That is if they are only on the groudn the nuke wouldnt work in space since the aliens could shoot that stuff down. and wouldnt the nuke rip apart in the atmosphere? and how would we even get to space to begin with.

 

[Dorian]

Shit, I remember that know.
And Swampert kicks mega ass.
But the classic stragety of ~BANG BANG BANG BANG! VAMANOS VAMANOS~ should also work
[small]Shit, I remember that know. I swear I remember all the major plot points, and alot of smaller details, just not names and most scenes[/small]

Well done. You used the same sentence twice in the same post
Swampert WAS awesome, wasn't he?
But I preferred Blaziken. That fire/fighting combo and the natural moveset for it was just too good to beat. ESPECIALLY in the tag-team battles.
[sup]Yeah, I'm the same way, actually. Except almost exclusively in the first Kanto-series. After it went to Johto, I lost interest.[/sup]

 

[Contun]

I would sneeze on them.

Their heads would aspload.

 

[Callisto49]

I'd give 'Ender the Xenocide' a call. He seems to be rather good at fighting aliens.