How would you fight off aliens?
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I wouldn't
I would call the Justice league to take care of it
...well I wouldn't call...don't have their number...but they would probably be aware anyways so it's all good...
I would call the Justice league to take care of it
...well I wouldn't call...don't have their number...but they would probably be aware anyways so it's all good...
Use their own weapons against them.
A civilization's most basic weaponry is always the one that is most effective at killing its own members.
A civilization's most basic weaponry is always the one that is most effective at killing its own members.
....ummmmmmmmm, your avatar pretty much covers it......jad4400 said:
(also, where did you get it?)
The Minute Men Militias, because they are so good at protecting 'our' borders from illegal aliens(from reclaiming their ancestors' land through hard,back-breaking labor)everyday.
They could handle Space Alien crafts with a few rounds of buckshot,titanium-tipped arrows and racial slurs.
They could handle Space Alien crafts with a few rounds of buckshot,titanium-tipped arrows and racial slurs.
Following this rules:
Rule one: Don't be a hero.
Rule two: Get a weapon, even a knife will do, being completely unprepared is stupid.
Rule three: DO NOT search for aliens, avoid all unnecessary contact, just fight to defend yourself.
Rule Four: Your life is way more important than anything else, except maybe a twinky.
Rule Five: Try to "make a party" with guys that look bad ass, and possibly girls, you need food after all.
Rule Six: When entering a room where you plan to stay over 30 seconds ALWAYS check closets, bathrooms, under the bed (optional) and behind the curtains, after all aliens love hiding under your bed.
Rule Seven: Attempt to get to a place similar or equal to an atomic bunker, where you can live around 20 years without the necessity of going out.
Rule Eight: Have you considered suicide?
Rule Nine: Wear a 1ton armor and go Master Chief on all the aliens, which happens to go against rules one, three, four and possibly five.
Rule Ten: Have sex at every chance you get, including inter-racial intercourse. Who knows, maybe alien girls will like you and have you as a pet.
Rule Eleven: Kill everyone who attempts to blackmail you in ANY way.
Rule Twelve: Avoid family, it would be awkward if you had to abandon them to save yourself, probably.
Following those rules you will survive the longest time possible, unless you are the President of the United States, in that case call the Men in Black.
Rule one: Don't be a hero.
Rule two: Get a weapon, even a knife will do, being completely unprepared is stupid.
Rule three: DO NOT search for aliens, avoid all unnecessary contact, just fight to defend yourself.
Rule Four: Your life is way more important than anything else, except maybe a twinky.
Rule Five: Try to "make a party" with guys that look bad ass, and possibly girls, you need food after all.
Rule Six: When entering a room where you plan to stay over 30 seconds ALWAYS check closets, bathrooms, under the bed (optional) and behind the curtains, after all aliens love hiding under your bed.
Rule Seven: Attempt to get to a place similar or equal to an atomic bunker, where you can live around 20 years without the necessity of going out.
Rule Eight: Have you considered suicide?
Rule Nine: Wear a 1ton armor and go Master Chief on all the aliens, which happens to go against rules one, three, four and possibly five.
Rule Ten: Have sex at every chance you get, including inter-racial intercourse. Who knows, maybe alien girls will like you and have you as a pet.
Rule Eleven: Kill everyone who attempts to blackmail you in ANY way.
Rule Twelve: Avoid family, it would be awkward if you had to abandon them to save yourself, probably.
Following those rules you will survive the longest time possible, unless you are the President of the United States, in that case call the Men in Black.
I would give them a xbox 360 and watch as video games turn everyone in their society into mindless killers and Psycopaths and thus the invaders would turn on themselves. Muhahahahah
Yes, nukes would obliterate our atmosphere, that's why, after the first nuclear test, the entire world was reduced to a lifeless, radioactive, husk and we're all dead.ffxfriek said:
Oh yes, how would we get into space?ffxfriek said:
*Looks at the hundreds of satellites in orbit*
I have no idea, I guess it's impossible.
