How would you improve the world... of gaming ?

[Ph33onix]

How would you improve the world of gaming ?

I was thinking of making every gamer buy a super-intelligent trained dog that watches you playing and if you do anything stupid it bites your balls off. Better anti-hacking technology on the PC would be nice, nowadays it's all about the damn DRM, it doesn't matter that there are players with infinite everything and directly through-walls shooting aimbot as long as they paid for the stupid game.

EDIT: Ah yes I remembered, also a universal IQ test would be helpful and each game should have like a minimum requirement xD instead of age. (Halo min req 20, MW2 min req 80, Starcraft2 140+)

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I would kill off a large amount of the demographic.

 

[PurpleSky]

I would kill off a large amount of the demographic.

Amazing ninja skills.


I would implement a gaming license. Mario 1-st world, if you can't complete it ....

 

[Corpse XxX]

Removing all cheaters, hackers, racists and sexists..

That would be a great improvement.. Nothing is as annoying when you try to have fun and a couple a idiots be or do anything of the above mentioned stuff..

Gamewise, i would like to see games last a bit longer than 10 hours before single player is completed..

 

[Corpse XxX]

I would buy out Activision and be the anti-Kotick, then sell my shares to Valve for 0.01$

WIN!

 

[Kollega]

I'd zap the whole planet with a mind-altering ray that makes people like colorful graphics and cute/funny characters (y'know, like in Ratchet & Clank or Team Fortress 2). Then i'd nuke Bobby Kotick from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

 

[TimeLord]

Erase all Pokemon games except for Red, Blue and Yellow.

Then just remake them continually with better graphics and gameplay.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd get rid of Bobby Kotick. Honestly, isn't everyone going to do that given the chance?

 

[BaronAsh]

More Samuel L. Jackson please.

 

[blankedboy]

I would buy out Activision and be the anti-Kotick, then sell my shares to Valve for 0.01$

Best idea.
EVER.

I'd release a third person action game where you play as Pokemon. There'd be two games, one for the first gen and one for the second.

Second gen is tentatively acceptable, but the rest are just plain shite.

 

[Meemaimoh]

I would encourage everyone to be nicer to one another. I don't actually think most gamers are assholes. I just think they tend to act that way defensively because... well, everyone else does. So yeah, I'd get rid of that vicious cycle.

 

[AcacianLeaves]

More local multiplayer. Every game should have it. I take the Yahtzee approach. If I can't reach across the couch and smack someone upside their dumb head for being a jackass, I really don't want to play with them.

I would also fine any developer that wrote in a main character that was a 30-something, brown-haired, white, grizzled space marine.

Spoiler: Boiler Plate Protagonists

 

[iLikeHippos]

That the games can have a voice recognition system, to filtrate out all the 13 year old kids.

Now, most girls could have a simular voice of a 13 year old. That's why they can choose the "girl" setting, so the system can detect them as being adult/under aged.

And if those 13 year old boys ever wants to get into my 18+ games, they'll have to choose the "girl" setting. Ohh the humility.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

I would make it impossible for publishers/devs to lie about their products and services, lest they be sued for false advertising.

No more "we think customers want more Guitar Hero titles,"
no more "You can go anywhere and be anything in Albion,"
no more "You can create any universe you please in Spore,"
no more "DLC will be free to members of the Cerberus Network,"
no more "of course Iron Man 2 isn't a hasty movie tie-in piece of shit that exemplifies Sega's commitment to sucking,"

...Okay I don't know that anyone said that last one, but still, my point remains.