How would you kill a zombie

[SnootyEnglishman]

This is where you can put your weapon or weapons of choice for how you would survive a zombie attack should you ever occur one.

Me i personally would carry three weapons: a shotgun (with ammo stocked in places) A katana sword, and a chainsaw (fuel left in accesable places)

 

[Pezzer]

SHOTGUN!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

I'd bite him in the face.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

By destroying the brain.

My weapons of choice are: Axes and cunning.

SHOTGUN!

Once you're in the front seat what're you gonna do?

 

[SharPhoe]

I'd bite him in the face.

Would doing so turn said zombie back into a human? Hmmm.......

 

[Mockingjay]

I wouldn't. If there was going to be an invasion of zombies, I'd hide in the airing cuboard, with a extention cable so my laptop would work and a shit ton of food and wait for it to all blow over...

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Beat his(I have never seen a female zombie) head in with a crowbar.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

I'd bite him in the face.

Would doing so turn said zombie back into a human? Hmmm.......

Reverse psychology mindfuck.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Use a minigun, here's a little demonstration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WHptG35EWU

 

[AngloDoom]

A sickle, quiet and easy to carry.
A crow-bar, practical and just funny to thwack things with.
Some kind of crossbow. Again, funny. Practical, hard to get ammunition but also funny...and I suppose it could put a rock on it if things got desperate.


Interestingly, my Firefox spellcheck agrees that 'thwack' is a word, yet 'Firefox' and 'spellcheck' are not.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

SHOTGUN!

Damn it! Someone else took my idea!

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Crowbar

 

[dontworryaboutit]

SHOTGUN!

Once you're in the front seat what're you gonna do?

I only just noticed that. Fucking brilliant.

 

[llewgriff]

Crowbar, if it's good enough for Gordon it's good enough for me. However if it were a real zombie outbreak I'd either hide at home till food ran out and make an attempt to escape and find more food and probaly die or I'd give up hope and kill myself.

 

[itstimeforpie]

with overwhleming firepower!
1.M2 browing heavy machine gun.
2. crowbar(just in case)
3. AK 47

 

[shwnbob]

Revolver round right between the eyes.

 

[theCMNDER]

Weapon of choice: SCIENCE!

I would fuse all zombies with the genetic structure of a jelly fish and see how funny it turns out.

 

[Harlemura]

I'd use a handgun of somekind, nice clean shot through the head.
And if that fails, I'd use ol' Freeman's tried and tested method of crowbar.