How would you kill a zombie

[Skuffyshootster]

I'd catch a couple of hobos, tie them up, and use them as bait. Then I would toss a couple of molotovs and make my getaway on a unicycle.

 

[JoeKickAzz]

throw muffins at it until its dead

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

I would make an alliance with 3 people who are slower than me and a crazy Vietnam vet who will sacrifice himself so i can escape in the rescue chopper.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

I'd catch a couple of hobos, tie them up, and use them as bait. Then I would toss a couple of molotovs and make my getaway on a unicycle.

But what if the hobos were vampires what would you do now? or robots? or Vampires-Robots?

 

[my dog said quack]

or...live next to a liquor store that happens to be next to a hankerchief store(wtf) which also happens to be next to a lighter store (dont ask) then shazam, shitload o' molotovs

 

[Drakulla]

Use someone else as bait and nuke them all.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

I'd throw babies at them till their guts burst from overeating-zombies cant' digest, y'see.

Failing that a trench spike. One of my relatives killed several men he didnt know in World War One with one of them. Bam! Straight through the helmet, on past the skull and in to the grey and squishy inside. No messing.

 

[kateatsmouse]

Years of chopping wood and an intro to anatomy course could finally come in handy! I'd axe 'em right at the skull. But only if they got that close. I'm awful with guns, so maybe a bow would be best? I can shoot those fairly well!

 

[WolfThomas]

Pretty much what I write for every Zombie weapon thread (also got one for strongholds)

Currently existing weapons for my myself and companions (working within Australia's gun laws)
Myself
Bolt action mossin nagant, (A scope could be attached) + Rifle Bayonet
Ka-Bar fighting knife
Crowbar

Companion 1
Scoped .22 Rifle with sub sonics (silent, small ammunition, requires headshots)
Sawn-off shotgun
Knife + entrenching tool (folding shovel)

Companion 2
Winchester repeater
Knife + Axe (or at least large hatchet)

Companion 3
Same as 1, but machete instead of entrenching tool.

The .22 can dispatch Zombies silently and efficiently, shotguns for dropping groups and larger rifle for all round effectiveness. Nearly all the melee weapons double as tools.

With the .22s the ammunition is very common and light. They are less noisy or even nearly silent with sub-sonic rounds. The bullets lack the power to enter a skull and exit the other side, rather they ricochet around the skull, meaning hopefully a signal shot kill to the head.

Down side is no stopping power what so ever, if they hit a zombie anywhere else it won't even be slowed.

Handguns if possible, unfortunately limited to pre-1900 pieces, sporting guns or salvaged police/security weapons in Australia. Also I'd love an impact baton (illegal in my state) as well.

Armour/Clothing
Leather/Moleskin pants
Tough oilskin vest (with pouches for ammunition)
Sturdy boots
Tight fitting cycling/swimming shirts (less likely to tear, harder to grab)
Knee pads, elbow pads, gloves and forearm armour (like those worn by skaters or even better bikers)
For urban/house clearance, helmet with with plastic visor (like used with gardening, kinda like the thing Dexter's wears) more for infected blood splatter
For rural/regional areas, sunglasses, broadbrim hat and shemagh (arab head scarf) wrapped around neck.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I'd catch a couple of hobos, tie them up, and use them as bait. Then I would toss a couple of molotovs and make my getaway on a unicycle.

But what if the hobos were vampires what would you do now? or robots? or Vampires-Robots?

I...I don't know!

 

[ultimateownage]

I might replace my wang with a shotgun or chainsaw.

Have you ever seen from dusk till dawn by Robert Rodriguez?

No, I'm not big on zombie flicks. Does that seriously happen?

I'm pretty sure it does, but I think it was a mini gun, but tiny, and it fires like a shotgun.

 

[selath]

I'd bite him in the face.

Would doing so turn said zombie back into a human? Hmmm.......

You should try that while I enact my zombie plan! Eating you alive will distract them while I get my backpack of supplies, tomahawk, hammer, and Axe...

 

[Rafe]

I would play him the boxset of Gray's Anatomy

 

[selath]

Pretty much what I write for every Zombie weapon thread (also got one for strongholds)

Currently existing weapons for my myself and companions (working within Australia's gun laws)
Myself
Bolt action mossin nagant, (A scope could be attached) + Rifle Bayonet
Ka-Bar fighting knife
Crowbar

Companion 1
Scoped .22 Rifle with sub sonics (silent, small ammunition, requires headshots)
Sawn-off shotgun
Knife + entrenching tool (folding shovel)

Companion 2
Winchester repeater
Knife + Axe (or at least large hatchet)

Companion 3
Same as 1, but machete instead of entrenching tool.

The .22 can dispatch Zombies silently and efficiently, shotguns for dropping groups and larger rifle for all round effectiveness. Nearly all the melee weapons double as tools.

With the .22s the ammunition is very common and light. They are less noisy or even nearly silent with sub-sonic rounds. The bullets lack the power to enter a skull and exit the other side, rather they ricochet around the skull, meaning hopefully a signal shot kill to the head.

Down side is no stopping power what so ever, if they hit a zombie anywhere else it won't even be slowed.

Handguns if possible, unfortunately limited to pre-1900 pieces, sporting guns or salvaged police/security weapons in Australia. Also I'd love an impact baton (illegal in my state) as well.

Armour/Clothing
Leather/Moleskin pants
Tough oilskin vest (with pouches for ammunition)
Sturdy boots
Tight fitting cycling/swimming shirts (less likely to tear, harder to grab)
Knee pads, elbow pads, gloves and forearm armour (like those worn by skaters or even better bikers)
For urban/house clearance, helmet with with plastic visor (like used with gardening, kinda like the thing Dexter's wears) more for infected blood splatter
For rural/regional areas, sunglasses, broadbrim hat and shemagh (arab head scarf) wrapped around neck.

If I gave you ten minutes could you be ready with all of this?

 

[RazielDethAngel]

I wouldn't kill it, I would just cut off the lower jaw and remove all teeth. That is if my friend had gotten bit. Otherwise take two pistols and shove the barrel through the zombies eye socket ala Wanted.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Armor: Kevlar Jumpsuit, Paintball Helmet, Hiking Boots, BMX Gloves

Weapons: M1 Carbine w/ Scope, Machete, Pistol Grip 12 Gauge Shotgun, Fragmentation Grenades, .38 Caliber Handgun

Supplies: Backpack, Canteen, Energy Bars, Hunting Knife, Flashlight

EDIT: I wish Lightsabers were real...that would help

 

[Not Carl]

I'd have a sack of babies to throw at them as distraction. But who wouldn't want to be a zombie? It gives you the ability to cut off your own head and replace it with pod rockets!

 

[WolfThomas]

Pretty much what I write for every Zombie weapon thread (also got one for strongholds)

SNIP

If I gave you ten minutes could you be ready with all of this?

Not at the moment because I am in Melbourne at university. But if I was back home in Wangaratta, yes for nearly everything.

That said we do have several zombies plans for where I'm living, I have my ka-bar and a bowie knife, we've got an axes and a lot of blunt objects. How long we hide before fleeing the city is variable on the amount of zombies and the size of the outbreak. But ultimately we'll try to get out of the city.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Beat his(I have never seen a female zombie) head in with a crowbar.

There's a girl in the garden...