How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[traceur_]

Throw the planet into a star.

"Captain Hero: 1. Billions of innocent Zebulonian civilians: ... oh ... oopsie *tip-toes away*"

 

[Gunner 51]

Take over their media centres and have them playing montages of Jar Jar Binks over and over again. Then sit back and enjoy everyone on that planet go nuts. Amusing AND practical.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

put togethet a super team of: Lex Luthor ("the brains"), Dr. Manhattan ("the brawn"),

Kirby ("the double agent"), and the CEO of Starbucks ("the mind controller")


we...will...be....UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

 

[jigs160]

one by one with a butter knife.
OTr just drown them in my unrelenting awesome.

 

[Tartarga]

Fill the atmosphere full of a flamable gas and ignight it. Then sit back and watch the show.

 

[Noble Korhedron]

(1.) You do realise you're ripping off Warhammer 40,000 here?!
(2.) With a large fleet of Imperial cruisers and some cyclonic torpedoes!!

 

[TimeLord]

I would create a space station that had the ability to destory planets with a giant laser...I would call it the 'Killstar'.

I would call it Jeff

 

[likalaruku]

Same way I did it in Morrowind: Strike down anything that moves with a sword. (Man was my bounty high).

 

[Apathetic Flamingo]

i'd throw a rock, very casually. i.e. a meteor.

question:what does i.e. literally mean?

"In example"

 

[Dash-X]

I'd either:

A.) Destroy the planet's core
or
B.) Give them access to a technology or technologies that could kill them all.

Why do something the quick way? If you really hate them, you can watch them suffer slowly, and by their own hands...

Also, I thought "i.e." was latin for something... Like "id est" which I thought meant "that is..."

 

[duckfi8]

Zombie plague, definitely. It's much more interesting to watch than just a meteor to the Equator.

If they are cheapo/ uber super powered zombies then yes we would all die.

 

[Spiner909]

Get my planet killer ship from Sins of a Solar Empire.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would create a space station that had the ability to destory planets with a giant laser...I would call it the 'Killstar'.

That is so original! I love it! Lets make it into a corny movie! We'll call it... Galaxywars!

 

[-AC80-]

put all 6.9B of them in a giant swimming pool then remove the ladder!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I would create a space station that had the ability to destory planets with a giant laser...I would call it the 'Killstar'.

That is so original! I love it! Lets make it into a corny movie! We'll call it... Galaxywars!

We'll make millions!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would create a space station that had the ability to destory planets with a giant laser...I would call it the 'Killstar'.

That is so original! I love it! Lets make it into a corny movie! We'll call it... Galaxywars!

We'll make millions!

Yes! No wait! Billions! Yes! Mwahahahaha! *Gendo Poses*

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I would create a space station that had the ability to destory planets with a giant laser...I would call it the 'Killstar'.

That is so original! I love it! Lets make it into a corny movie! We'll call it... Galaxywars!

We'll make millions!

Yes! No wait! Billions! Yes! Mwahahahaha! *Gendo Poses*

Then we'll wait 30 years and make a prequal trilogy that is nowhere near as good as the originals! It's the perfect plan!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would create a space station that had the ability to destory planets with a giant laser...I would call it the 'Killstar'.

That is so original! I love it! Lets make it into a corny movie! We'll call it... Galaxywars!

We'll make millions!

Yes! No wait! Billions! Yes! Mwahahahaha! *Gendo Poses*

Then we'll wait 30 years and make a prequal trilogy that is nowhere near as good as the originals! It's the perfect plan!

And then we will create a videogame company and make tons of shit games about it and then proceed leeching off it by making terrible CG movies about the terrible prequel trilogy, thus destroying any credibility of making anything good ever again!

 

[Wintermoot]

here is a hint: I dont want to set the world on fire..

 

[JigzPro]

Get a guy in each country of the world, giving them a specific time to do as i, and when the clock hits the last minute ill aswell as all the others throw poison in the water main.