How would you kill everyone on a planet?

[TK421]

Spoiler: This.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Make a giant pit have a kinfe in the center of tha pit and have every fight out to the death the winner get 2 cents and monopoly.

Bravo, bravo! All we need now is a REALLY big pit. But instead of a knife, how about a broken piece of glass?

 

[Souplex]

Kick the earth into the sun.

 

[Paridice]

Tatical Nuke

 

[A big red rooster]

zeeky boogy doog

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I would use the improbability drive from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to turn the planet into a whale high in the stratosphere of another planet

 

[Blank Verse]

Why end their lives?

If I'm some God-like figure, I would force each individual to believe David Hume to every letter, premise, and product he writes.

Fuck. Them.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Capitalism + nukes.

 

[Joethelama]

Make a giant pit have a kinfe in the center of tha pit and have every fight out to the death the winner get 2 cents and monopoly.

Bravo, bravo! All we need now is a REALLY big pit. But instead of a knife, how about a broken piece of glass?

I love the idea.

 

[Neotericity]

Easy create a vaccine hand it out to the population, but rather it's actually a liquid form of catnip and then let nature do the rest.

 

[Numb1lp]

Send in special agent Hillary Clinton.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Siafu

Spoiler

You win, but I'd better not say the reason why, because I'll get flamed

Spoiler: If you must know

siafu were mentioned in Indiana Jones IV...And I LOVED that movies

told you I'd get flamed

 

[A.A.K]

create an army of soldiers that are exactly like the Krieg Death Korp from the W40k universe or if i really had some power, bring in some daemons from the warp. Though the Krieg troopers have a less chance of ripping out my own insides.

 

[nart_21086]

With another planet full of people. two birds. one asteroid.

 

[Infernai]

Get a bunch of nukes and send them at every major power of the world and then move onto every country and so on and so fourth.

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

Virus bombs are my first instinct but I think getting Charles Barkley to preform another Chaos Dunk would be much more satisfying.

 

[Axeli]

If I knew how, I would definitely not be sitting here now.

 

[Metaknight55]

Tell everyone on the planet, that after a one week period I make the last person alive the new King of the Universe. After the week is over, I will invite the last person alive to my space house, laugh in his face and then shoot him.

 

[LewsTherin]

Nuke the site from orbit. It's th eonly way to be sure.

 

[Scumpernickle]

I would release the hounds.

Or destroy their internet.