how would you kill master chief?

[Brown Cap]

I would put him in any random vehicle "Conviniently" forget my weapon and when i come back (with my ROCKET LAWNCHER) and kill him

 

[Schlorgan]

aids

Yep

 

[Chicago Ted]

Definetly walk up behind him and punch him in the back. What I learnt from Halo is that is an insta kill no matter what.

 

[leprecron]

Give him a pistol and i get that badass mech from District 9. Then fight to the death as all the halo fanboys watch.

 

[farmerboy219]

a huge magnet, that will make him stuck to the magnet because of his armour, then just leave him there...

 

[Cryo84R]

Everyone in the real US Navy know the best way to kill a Master Chief is to take away his coffee cup.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

You can't kill him he just respawn

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

I would seal his suit on him and brake any features that allow him to use the Bathroom in his suit. He would die from his own fecal matter, how delightful!!!

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

a huge magnet, that will make him stuck to the magnet because of his armour, then just leave him there...

His armor and body have an insubstantial amount of magnetic material in them.

 

[Hazardlife]

I would introduce him to a group of Halo-haters and watch as they mercilessly rip him to pieces.

To be honest, I can't help but feel pity for the Master Chief, he's no different to any other generic-fps main character, yet gets ten times more hate than any of them. Halo never tried to be anything other than a generic fps, yet games like Doom and Half Life which do exactly the same thing are treated like they're made out of solid gold.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I would get a giant magnet. 'Nuff said.

EDIT: F***! NINJA'D!

However, this is only if he was trying to kill me, I like ol' MC.

 

[Brown Cap]

Then he'll starve and the armor wont fit - he could prolly eventually squeeze out

 

[jboking]

I would get to be his friend and fight off the enemy side by side with him for endless battles. Then, years down the road, when the chief is finally comfortable and trusting of me I would dramatically stand over him with a Halo:CE pistol while he slept/was severely injured and say, "No, I'm not sorry for this." and bam. Then walk away like it never happened.