How would you kill your least favorite character
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I'd set the Punisher on Rico on Killzone 1, 2 and 3. He not only comes off as unlikable, but is a massive **** who basically causes most of the problems in the games, especially 3.
Suzaku Kururugi from Code Geass, i'd make it possible to be killed by hypocrisy... One very painful death for you there Suzaku my boy...
Also can i factor self righteous bullshit into that?
Also can i factor self righteous bullshit into that?
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That would have been the perfect time for a short post if only they were allowed (though it's probably for the best that they're not). Since they're not, I'll point out that the least favourite character in question would probably be either the main character in Final Fantasy X whose name I forget, or Carth/Atton/Kaiden (they're all the same person, in my opinion, and I hate them all equally).
Slowly.
That would have been the perfect time for a short post if only they were allowed (though it's probably for the best that they're not). Since they're not, I'll point out that the least favourite character in question would probably be either the main character in Final Fantasy X whose name I forget, or Carth/Atton/Kaiden (they're all the same person, in my opinion, and I hate them all equally).
...If I posted what I would do to Seth Briars, I would either be banned from here, or tossed in the Happy Hotel.
FF7. Aeris. I'd like to see her impaled from above with an improbably long sword.
Wait.
Okay, how about Roman, from GTA4? I don't want him dead, that's too easy. I want to put a chip in his brain that will make him telepathically receive every phone call.
Every. Single. One.
Wait.
Okay, how about Roman, from GTA4? I don't want him dead, that's too easy. I want to put a chip in his brain that will make him telepathically receive every phone call.
Every. Single. One.
You know you could just tell her to wait at a specific point, or to keep her distance.hoboman29 said:
Gotenks from DragonBall Z.
I would tie him to a nuclear bomb.
And Tie another, bigger bomb to that. And put it in a factory made out of nuclear bombs, on the bomb planet.
I then Spirit bomb the bomb planet.
I would tie him to a nuclear bomb.
And Tie another, bigger bomb to that. And put it in a factory made out of nuclear bombs, on the bomb planet.
I then Spirit bomb the bomb planet.
Aeris from FF7.
The world and everything in it is at stake, and she's like, "Ooh, pretty flowers! I like to wear ribbons!" I've never been a fan of bubble-headed characters, especially when they get in the way of serious plots. Aeris drove me absolutely bonkers when I played the game the first time as an angsty teenager. She dies and it's supposed to be this big tragedy, like the last spark in the world going out. I remember clapping my hands to dust them off, saying, "Pfft! Okay, THAT's out of the way. Maybe now we can get some work done."
On the good side, she's already dead. Sadly I did not get to do it myself.
The world and everything in it is at stake, and she's like, "Ooh, pretty flowers! I like to wear ribbons!" I've never been a fan of bubble-headed characters, especially when they get in the way of serious plots. Aeris drove me absolutely bonkers when I played the game the first time as an angsty teenager. She dies and it's supposed to be this big tragedy, like the last spark in the world going out. I remember clapping my hands to dust them off, saying, "Pfft! Okay, THAT's out of the way. Maybe now we can get some work done."
On the good side, she's already dead. Sadly I did not get to do it myself.
I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment! I'm not sure if there have been any characters that have made me feel so much psychotic rage for so long.The Wykydtron said:
As for death by hypocrisy, I'm sure it would be possible given the right resources: all you need to do is use some kind of mind-probe to force him to see his own flaws and then use his own hypocrisy to tear his mind apart, shredding his ego, shattering his beliefs and grinding down the very essence of his being until there's nothing left but a drooling vegetable.
I would find such a fate far more delicious than anything that could be physically done to him. . . though if I had to go with something physical, I suppose I could settle for "raped to death by a bear/porcupine hybrid", as dull as that might be
