How would you pass the time if you were immortal?

[Orcus The Ultimate]

i'd cross the world on foot, crossing oceans, mountains and stuff... then i'd send myself around the galaxy just for fun, and making some tourist stuff, then i'd get back and do the usual things, also narrating some stories i had meanwhile... haha

then i'd put at the world awesomest parade this hymn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsm0wKZFZ3c

XD

 

[Marter]

I would become incredibly good at every video game I had ever wanted to play. Next, I would learn to fake all the accents that I would like to learn. The languages can be learned with the accents. I would probably work for some time in order to get sufficient funds to do whatever I pleased, including travel. I would also spend quite a bit of my free time thinking, as it's something I enjoy doing.

 

[Beastialman]

Build up a pain tolerance to extreme heat, light myself on fire and run down the streets screaming.

 

[Drippledippel]

i would dig a hole to china

 

[historybuff]

I would travel everywhere and try to learn every language! Woo! Get my learn on!

 

[rockingnic]

Hit on women all day long, each one differently just to see reactions if I can't get a yes...

 

[katsa5]

Travel the world and study its history. ^^ I wrote a character that was immortal. More or less, he lived the life of Indiana Jones. Fun.

 

[Danpascooch]

I would probably try to kill myself

 

[AizenTheAzure]

Change my name to Andrew Ryan, build Rapture, antics ensue.

Alternative
Invent time machine.
Kill Stephanie Meyer before she writes twilight, maybe just falcon punch her mom or something.
Save the world from all this bullshit.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I'd take up a lot of musical instruments, like guitar and drums. I'd walk around the earth and try to visit every country. I'd let people try to kill me for insane amounts of $$$. I'd deposit one penny into a savings account and see how long it takes the interest to make it $1 million.

 

[Pinstar]

I would insult the universe. Individually, in person. And, this is the kicker, alphabetically.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I'd start a religion with me as the god, leaving profecies all through time and fullfilling them at a later date.

Or I could take over the world.

 

[geldonyetich]

Well, I already waste a lot of time, so I suppose as an immortal I'd have the advantage of continuing to waste time but without as much consequence.

So I'd still be on these forums, replying to inane threads whose sole purpose is to attract replies to earn a badge.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would walk. Just walk. If I'm immortal than I assume I would be perfectly able to walk underwater, be it salt or fresh, and even if something like a megalodon were to devour me, I suppose I would just have to ... force my way out ... I would walk the world. I would try to stow away on a space shuttle so I could walk other planets as well.

I think I would also try to hang out in the middle of different natural disasters like, tornados, hurricanes and, volcanic eruptions

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Crime.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I would probably just turn insane after a couple of hundred years and start killing people (against my own will, of course...).

 

[PrototypeC]

Oh man. We're living the Zasalamel lifestyle, are we? Yeah, I'd see everything. Everything! And then, I'd start my own religion. With me as a demigod! (not a full-time god, just in case the Big Guy is real and smites my immortal ass for it, and also people will ask me for stupid stuff less).

I'd then begin absorbing all knowledge in the world, haphazardly until I've gotten it all. In the meantime, I'd have tower of Babel/ICO/Shadow of the Colossus/Final Fantasy/etc.-style gigantic buldings built in my name, like a hundred thousand skyscrapers on top of each other but carved out of pure stone. I'd let vegetation grow upon it in specifically built gardens so Earth's gigantic willy (as the rabble will call it) will last as long as I do, or care to stay on Earth. I'd just build and build and build... no, wait, terrorists would try to destroy my beautiful creations, so the only way to stop them would be to kill every living human being on Earth.

Thus would the self-proclaimed demi-god with all knowable knowledge stuffed in his skull go mad and become worse than a hundred Hitlers, with the added benefit of not having hilarious facial hair, so no-one would be laughing as they were exterminated.

 

[manaman]

I would listen to music, play Tetris, some card games, and look at shiny things. They tend too ente- OHH! SHINY!

Shiny? Where!

Oh there. Shiny...


Nah, I figure if you where immortal you would slowly feel the ever crushing grip of insanity as you toiled away endlessly living, until eventually you snap.