How would you pass the time if you were immortal?

[Lamppenkeyboard]

If you had eternal life, then how would you try to entertain yourself?

I might wait for time travel to be invented, then go about insulting every single person who has ever existed, like the guy from the Hitchhiker's series. If time travel doesn't get invented, well then I would be kind of screwed in that regard.

PS: You cannot die, and you will stay in the prime of your physical being instead of aging.

I looked on the search bar for this, and it didn't show up.

Edit: Although you can't die, you still feel pain. Just wanted to make that clear.

 

[captainkrunch]

stabbing myself for shits and giggles would probably last a good while

 

[-Drifter-]

I'd swim across the ocean, just to say I did.

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as I would never age or die, I'd just do really stupid things for huge amounts of money.
For example, I would fight twenty bears for £5,000,000.
Drive a Bugatti Veyron at full speed into a very solid wall for £2,500,000
Invade America all by myself for £25,000,000

And so on and so forth till boredom sets in.

 

[toapat]

kill people, like the president

 

[j0frenzy]

99 bottles of beer on the wall...

Oh, and experiment with every possible way to kill myself.

 

[Shoadowguard100]

Sky dive. Without the parachute!

 

[Irridium]

Roll down Mt. Everest, Skydive naked with no parachute, wrestle bears, jump off buildings, freak the living shit out of people, tell various infamous crime oranizations to suck my balls, and to try and kill me, break into area 51, run into a tornado, run naked at the president of every country when their making speeches... awsome shit like that.

Oh, and track down every internet troll's house and kick their ass, Jay and Silent Bob style. Who wants to join me?

 

[Vorpals]

Do shit that would get me killed, like pissing on famous people, etc.

 

[DanDeFool]

You know, I just realized an interesting paradox. Being a boring person means you're usually less bored than other people, because you can become fascinated by things that others consider dull and become bored with interesting things less quickly.

For example, whenever I start playing a new game, I like to get really into it. I like to beat it, beat the hard mode, beat the hardest mode, explore and mess around and try out cheats and hacks until I've gotten everything I can out of the experience.

When I see a movie or a TV series or read a novel that I really enjoy, and has an interesting world, I like to re-watch or re-read it a few times until I've really gotten into the details of the characters and the stories. Then, if time permitted, I'd like to spend a few weeks making fanfics out of the little vignettes that play out in my mind within the fictional universe, involving other characters, events, and plotlines.

I like to read Warhammer 40K and Vampire: The Masquerade sourcebooks just to learn about the different universes and what the people who live in them are like, having no intention to ever actually play the games they represent.

Assuming I had access to all these things, and, while our electronic technologies last, an exponentially increasing supply of these creations is almost a certainty, I think it would take me quite a while to become bored with immortality.

And then I would fire myself into the sun. Yaay!

 

[WickederCentaur]

ME!!!!!! i'll kill every internet troll

 

[kannibus]

I would endeavour to NOT be sparkly in daylight.

 

[Samcanuck]

Learn like there is no tommorow and attempt to change the world for the better. No chance as a normal peasant to do that....but as an immortal. Sky's the limit.

 

[Disaster Button]

Manipulating people and mess with their heads. And when I care enough about someone, or if something goes bad, step in to get them back on track so I can enjoy when they start to screw up again. All whilst listening to all of the music created by the world I spent a year downloading from Limewire.

 

[nart_21086]

do and learn everything possible then figure out how to off myself, naturally.

Oh and my name would be Ancratious.

 

[WickederCentaur]

also id take nuke lee ur fizics, develop an adam (sandler) bomb, then copy it again and again tthen set one every 50 feet til the earth has enough nukes to blow up saturn,then i change my last nam to nukem and do just that. nuke em, nukem all ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!