How would you pass the time if you were immortal?

[silasbufu]

I would hunt down people who help providing nuclear weapons to countries..kill some presidents, the usual.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Um, it seems what everyone is forgetting is that you are merely immortal, not invincible. If some group of douche bags in case you in a block of concrete and drop you into the sea, you'll be there for a damn long time. If you piss off a government they just have to send a dozen martial arts masters at you to put you in various strangleholds before throwing you in jail for eternity.

So that being said I would keep my immortality under wraps, I would stick to hazardous jobs that pay crazy amounts of money, invest in long term stock options, play every video game that comes out from now until the end of the world. And have tons of sex, since I can't die I figure I'd be immune to STD's as well.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Start wow.
Also the title "Immortal God-Emperor of Man" comes to mind.
So in that case I would create an army of supermen (and women), and shout;
SPESS MEHRENS, ATAKK!

 

[Gebi10000]

learn Japanese and drawing to absolute perfection.and learn to play the ocarina better

 

[Shadow-Knight]

I would try to learn everything. From learning science, to learning to play instruments. I would be a living collection of knowledge. I always wished I had enough time to read some of the literary classics, learn glass blowing or something like that.

 

[areos]

Roll down Mt. Everest, Skydive naked with no parachute, wrestle bears, jump off buildings, freak the living shit out of people, tell various infamous crime oranizations to suck my balls, and to try and kill me, break into area 51, run into a tornado, run naked at the president of every country when their making speeches... awsome shit like that.

Oh, and track down every internet troll's house and kick their ass, Jay and Silent Bob style. Who wants to join me?

im in jay and silent bob strike back

 

[Aptspire]

Explore the whole world by walking

 

[areos]

id have a fight with chuck norris
jump up and skull fuck computer trolls into oblivion

 

[avelmen1889]

fapping

 

[bew11]

reduce the worlds population

 

[DanDeFool]

And then I would fire myself into the sun. Yaay!

Cannon to fire you into the sun: $17 billon

Remembering that you're immortal and will survive it: priceless

Remember, you're immortal, not invincible. If I fired myself into the sun, every atom in my body would be A: crushed by the sun's gravity, and B: vaporized by the intense heat. So even if I could regenerate, any regeneration I could do would never be fast enough to keep up with the sun's destructive power.

In other words, effectively dead.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Probably steal a space-ship and fly into the sun. Due to the fact that I cannot die, I'll just admire the view. Then again, since I can feel pain, I'll be stuck on the sun enduring agonizing pain.

Remember, you're immortal, not invincible. If I fired myself into the sun, every atom in my body would be A: crushed by the sun's gravity, and B: vaporized by the intense heat. So even if I could regenerate, any regeneration I could do would never be fast enough to keep up with the sun's destructive power.

In other words, effectively dead.

Who cares, pretty colors!

 

[rokkolpo]

read all interesting books.

explore the world.

start a id company to make it seem i'm a different person every 60 years.

not ever start a family,because i'll outlive them all.

 

[McNinja]

I'd learn all martial arts, sell my services to the military, and after a couple thousand years I'd kill myself. If I can't do that, I'd just go insane.

 

[Ryuk2]

I would do anything and i mean anything. Eternity is a long time, you know.
I would wait for other planets to get colonized, because i don't want to float in space for eternity when something happens with earth.
I would probably become worlds smartest human, because my brain would never age and as i said, eternity is a long time, that's a lot of time to train your brain.
If i got bored of life, i would ask people to lock me inside some kind of chloroform/or something chamber and get sent in to space. I would be in coma forever.

 

[Kiutu]

First stupid stuff. Then eventually go all eternal wisdom and try to learn tons of languages and stuff. Then if earth is ever destroyed, go to another planet and try my luck there (either through whatever are normal means if we get in contact with other lifeforms, or by floating through space for eternity until I find life somewhere.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

walk the bottom of all the oceans looking for that darn elusive kraken.

 

[senorcromas]

I'd finish Disgaea 3 with 100% completion and level and reincarnate all my characters to 9999. That should entertain me for a few centuries at least.

 

[Spinwhiz]

I would finally try to beat Ghosts'n'Goblins because right now, nobody has that much time.

 

[Scotsman24]

Conquer/fix the world. learn every instrument. invent some new ones lol. gather the knowledge of the universe. you know...all the modest stuff