How would you respond?

[Roganwilson]

... Thanks?

Then just ignore them.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

"Rest assured, im only clean on the outside..."

 

[Super Toast]

I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!

 

[Sacman]

look confused for a second and then say, "uhm... Okay..."

 

[b3nn3tt]

Probably with a hesitant thank you, then think about it as I walk off and feel good that I smell so good that a random stranger would approach me just to inform me of the fact

Must smell pretty damn good for someone to do that

 

[Legendairy314]

"That'll be 10 bucks."

OR

*Sniffs* "You don't."

 

[Calico93]

"as opposed to what? Are you expecting me to smell bad ARE YOU YEAH YOU YEAH ?!?!


.. thanks"