How would you run hell?
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I would keep a pair of large, fuzzy dice on me at all times. When a demon misbehaves, I will roll the dice and pick a punishment from one of the elaborately detailed tables accounting set up. For humans, I would begin with making them spend a month in each circle of hell before asking which they like the best and which they like the least. I will then square that number and divide it by the circumference of my fattest demon. The circle they are stuck in will be the first non-zero digit.
All demons will be trained in the use of nuclear devices, wings, aerial combat, and guns. I will proceed to erase whatever human country has proved 'sinful'.
When the other guy asks what I am doing, I will simply explain that "I got lost on my way home from vacation."
All demons will be trained in the use of nuclear devices, wings, aerial combat, and guns. I will proceed to erase whatever human country has proved 'sinful'.
When the other guy asks what I am doing, I will simply explain that "I got lost on my way home from vacation."
I agree but we're calling this "Hell", not negative paradise (Nega-vana?), so don't some Christian concepts still apply? I'm just going with current info and unfortunately Catholicism is the largest sect of Christianity.Arakasi said:
Cold coffee. I'm not talking ice'd coffee here. I'm talking room-temp coffee with a few grounds thrown in just in case it's not evil enough. And that's all i'll ever serve. EVER.
I'd give out harsh punishments to the people who really deserve it (including lots of irony), and if any sinners want to repent, I'd have them sent off to Purgatory, 'cause hey, I believe in forgiveness and redemption...
I'd create a massive party for everyone who didn't do anything morally wrong. All the rapists, murderers, pedophiles, people who talk in the theatre, twilight fans, etc, would be turned into an NPC from Saint's Row 2.
You'd have to live the relevant parts of the lives of every living being you had ever wronged.
Like, that insect whose wings and legs you tore off when you were little? You'll have to go through exactly what you did to them. And that's assuming you only did it once.
Regular, decent people would maybe have to live a combined total of a few weeks/months of everything they did to others before they were allowed to move on.
For the holocaust alone, Adolf Hitler would have to endure millions of years in his own camps. Nevermind all the suffering he caused beyond that.
Once you had served your sentence, you could pretty much do what you wanted. Be reincarnated, go to heaven, whatever.
Like, that insect whose wings and legs you tore off when you were little? You'll have to go through exactly what you did to them. And that's assuming you only did it once.
Regular, decent people would maybe have to live a combined total of a few weeks/months of everything they did to others before they were allowed to move on.
For the holocaust alone, Adolf Hitler would have to endure millions of years in his own camps. Nevermind all the suffering he caused beyond that.
Once you had served your sentence, you could pretty much do what you wanted. Be reincarnated, go to heaven, whatever.
Pretty much what I came here to say, nobody likes queues. Aside from that I think Silent Hill does a pretty good job. Monsters made from your own guilt and inadequacies and such.Eclipse Dragon said:
