How would you spend your last 10 minutes?

[eclipsedshadow]

Ring up my girlfriend, hear her voice before dying

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

buy a sniper rifle, take soome random shots from the roof.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Did I hear someone say Sniper Rifle...would you do Assassinations for Hire? I have a couple of Ex's I want to find an early grave...

Eh high-powered rifles arn't everything.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

For killing someone who you've hated since you married his ass, and for blowing apart the head of the woman who stole the true man you were supposed to marry then destroying his self pride...yeah they are.

You want destory a mans pride? Aim for the groin. Also huge machine guns make up for a tiny mans penis.

 

[ToyBox]

Claim I knew some huge secret and die without telling what it was.

Then come back as a ghost and haunt people.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Claim I knew some huge secret and die without telling what it was.

Then come back as a ghost and haunt people.

But everybody would be dead though.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

The target on my Ex husband is a little small to small actually...

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders

 

[Some_Jackass]

A bottle of JD and a hooker...I'll be fine

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

A bottle of JD and a hooker...I'll be fine

No one said the hooker will be good looking.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders

I'm quite good with a scapel, you know.
£10 and I'll do it.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Oh...Well high-powered pistol(and a sexy silencer to boot.) and knife would work wonders

I'm quite good with a scapel, you know.
£10 and I'll do it.

PSSSSSSSS! Jallil! Oi! We found someone!

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Try to find someone to have sex with me. When that fails, I'll go to bed.

 

[DARKLARK]

anyone said stop the disaster? Seems pretty obvious to me

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

anyone said stop the disaster? Seems pretty obvious to me

There is no stopping, All your life.

 

[Drakmorg]

I'd set up some gallows in my backyard and offer everyone "the easy way out". Either that or a "Get shot in the head for free" booth. After all, explosions and fire are more painful than being hanged or shot in the head.

 

[bassie302]

Run down the streets mowing down anything unlucky enough to be still alive when I see it, whilst laughing maniacally.

 

[TerribleTerryTate]

Take the last ten minutes to think of everything I was grateful for. Or failing that, go and screw a supermodel.