How would you survive a Zombi Apocalypse?

[ForensicYOYO]

Have you ever thought what would you do If a zombie apocalypse were to happen right now? First you have to decide what type zombies are they. Like Resident Evil slow retards or Left 4 Dead fast and mutating or whatever.
So come up with a plan if it happened right this very second. What weapon would you grab, would you bring ur friends and how many. Think down to the most logical and detailed plan for your survival.
WAR IS AMONST US!!!!! WILL YOU TAKE ACTION AGAINST YOUR ENEMY???!!!!

Sorry felt an awesome speech coming on but it kinda fell apart. ^_^

 

[Cherry Cola]

I dress up like a zombie so the others wont bother me, then sit down and play video games.

It worked for Billy Murray.

Either that or I deliberately turn myself into a zombie.

Then I eat you all.

 

[Queen Michael]

What is this "survive" of which you speak?

 

[Wardnath]

In the eternal words of the Tenth Doctor:

Run. Just run.

 

[lostzombies.com]

Small island and a fishing rod

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Two words: Overlord Tank.

 

[Phlakes]

Have you ever thought what would you do If a zombie apocalypse were to happen right now?

Yes, because there have been dozens of this exact topic.

Anyway, I would get a few trucks with my friends, get a shitload of supplies, guns, and ammo, and set up in an air traffic control tower. It's elevated, the area around it is open, it's nearly impossible for zombies to get in, and if there are any radio signals we'll probably be able to pick them up.

And when we're running out of supplies and we've decreased the zombie poulation enough, we start farming and fishing.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

Nope, doesn't matter what type of zombies we're talking about, at some point my brains WILL be eaten.

That is asuming I'm actually immune to the original virus, knowing my luck I seriously doubt I'm that special. I'm not witty, super hot, really muscular, smart or particularry badass, so I really do not represent any kind of stereotype that would survive a zombie apocalypse.

 

[LocustCloud]

Nuke them from orbit, just to be sure.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Sit down, play videogames, kamehameha everything that tries to get through the door. It'll blow over.

 

[Actual]

My entire company has a plan for this.

If there is a zombie outbreak everyone will band together and head for the nearest docks. We will then take large ship, ideally a cruise or even military vessel, but cargo, fishing or whatever will do.

We'll put to sea and try to locate islands where we can set up rudimentary farming. We will maintain the ship and use it to raid coastal towns for supplies. We'll be post-apocalyptic Vikings.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

My Dad has several work trucks. I'd load them up with tools and supplies then we'd convoy through the state and find our families and friends then if enough of us survived and found our families and friends alive then we'd make our way to whatever sail boat we could find and just sail to either Catalina or just stay on the water.

 

[stygN]

Why would I have any trouble surviving it? I created the zombies... I'm their father...

No, bad zombie, don't nibble on daddies foot! No! Shoo, shoo! Bad zombie, bad zombie!!

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Slow. Id stay where i lived and keep away from cities as much as possible except for the occasional raid to get supplies.

If they were the fast moving zombies i would probably go out to sea if i could get to it.

 

[uncreativename]

really i thought it could be just like dead rising; slow zombies, a random cult here and there, and anything within arm distance to be used as a weapon. when we run out of supplies in the house, use the car to go to a wal-mart. melee: a bowie knife, and a pole with a hook at the end. guns: glocks, and just for fun, a bb. 3 weeks in, zombies are wiped out, and everyone will have a story to tell. im in NC of US so its more like 1 week, and it'd be a sporting event

 

[HarmanSmith]

You get to the nearest military base. Hell, they specialize in killing people; after the first week they would have organized zombie hunting parties and things would be just like the end of Night of the Living Dead.