How would you want to DIE?

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falcontwin

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I don't want to die personally. But If I have to I guess I would have to say I want to go peacefully. And In a way that does not hurt the people I love As I would not ever wish any pain on them .
 

Graustein

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Of old age, surrounded by those I love.
Boring, perhaps, but that's what I want. That, or dying in an attempt to save one of the aforementioned loved ones.
 

savandicus

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Dys said:
Deah by 'snu snu' (Not sure of the spelling. Guess that means if you get the referance, you're awsome)
Lol futurma rocks :p

Dying after having single handedly saved the world from an alien invasion of some sort after saying the coolest line ever before blowing up the mothership. And somehow have people know about the last few seconds so that they could all be amazed at my wit for thinking up and then saying the coolest line ever. If only i knew what it was.
 

IronDuke

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Space travel will be commercially accessable in a couple of years, if it costs only a few hundred grand to go now, I assume it will be less later on, I think thats a great thing to spend my retirement savings on.

Smuggle some acid&extacy (Candyflipping) + cyanide type thing into my space suit and go for a space walk on acid, without planning to return. I imagine it would be best to get a few minutes of sober time floating around to appreciate the universe's natural beauty, as once the acid kicks in the experience would be quite indescribable and surreal.

Then float round till you die.
 

Ultrajoe

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In a flash of mysterious light, whispering of immortality.

There will be religions in my name.
 

Pigeon_Grenade

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i Want to be In one of the buildings from V for Vendetta when they Explode too Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, maybe not the same buildings, but that song Blazing as it goes
 

Riicek

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Pigeon_Grenade said:
i Want to be In one of the buildings from V for Vendetta when they Explode too Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, maybe not the same buildings, but that song Blazing as it goes
Yeah baby. I too want the 1812 Overture playing when I die. But not like, over a stereo. I want it blasting from the heavens so that everyone on the planet can hear it, and know my greatness.

While God is bombarding us with the power that is Tchaikovsky, I either want to be skydiving with no parachute, or to die in a blaze of glory defending the homeland from an imminent threat that the entire world agrees is bad. (I want all the world to appreciate my sacrifice ;))

The Glass Prison may be substituted for the music of choice, however it must be played in it's entirety, with my death at the very end, and appropriate amounts of violence at the different parts of the song.

Somehow though, I don't think God really likes Dream Theater all that much, so I'll probably have to settle for Classical.
 

jewru

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Kwil said:
As the old joke goes, peacefully and in my sleep like my grandpa.. not frightened and screaming like the passengers in his car.
\i was waiting for some one to say that
 

Bourne Endeavor

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Realistically: My preference would be to either be assassinated or protecting someone I love.

Fantasy: Gruesome sword duel, anime style which ironically usually happens when protecting someone, or bitten by a vampire and thus not dying at all.

Interestingly enough I have actually acted out a number of draw out death scenes; what can I say? The drama is entertaining.
 

Manbro

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I would have it two ways if I HAD to die:

1. I would go back in time with a helicopter and a pilot, I would carefully calculate trajectory of my fall onto my target. I would get the pilot to fly me thousands of feet into the air then jump out and land DIRECTLY on top of Hitler. Wouldn't that be awesome? Just randomly some guy takes out Hitler by landing on top of him. I would do it pre-war and pre-genocide too, just so no one knows why it happened.

2. Get swallowed by a homicidal Dragon, intent on taking out the whole of humanity. Whose only weakness was his heart. Then once inside him, my last heroic act would be to stab his heart, with my trusty +9 Dragon Slaying short sword.

3. Massive fatigue from an all-girl (except me) orgy. (just couldn't resist putting this one in)
 

Swenglish

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Taking a bullet for Barack Obama.

I mean, imagine how proud your whole family would feel when they'd visit your grave with this HUGE inscription saying:

"... Who gave his life in defence of the President of the United States during an assanination attempt..."

Oh, of course they'd be sad, but still!
 

Strategia

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Good to see I'm not the only latent narcissistic megalomaniac here, some of these are..... interesting :p
 

nathan-dts

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jewru said:
nathan-dts said:
How long is the respawn delay?

EDIT: So epic, my post was one minute after the post of the man who I wish to be as good a PS3 fanboy as.
no respawn cause you got booted from the server from lag ......DAMN LAG......oh and i was the one who pwned you with teh headshot. lol

oh and that other post was pretty epic.
God damn my connection
 

jewru

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The_Great_Milenko said:
die while wrestling an alligator go out like a man
real men live wrestling alligators ,and die wrestling stingrays .... that was bad even for my standards which are pretty low
 

Skele

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the Best way to die would be defending something that truly is worth defending.
But, i'll settle for dying old- loved by my children and my wife, Yep thats the way i want it to be. If, we assume i will get married and have kids.