How would you want to DIE?

[jewru]

personally i want to go out like Scarface in a blaze of glory , but instead of in a coke mansion on a battle field. but before that id want to be goin around like rambo stealth killen cats left and right and then finally get cornered and have a crazy shoot out and eat like 10 bullets before i finally go down and even after that stuff 2 live grenades under my body so when they move in to finish me off i roll over holding 2 grenades and say some thing like " boom *****" and explode taking like an additional 6 people with me.... yeah yeah that be gangsta

edit: that's how i want to go, let us know how you want to kick the bucket, and realism can go right out the window.

 

[curlycrouton]

personally i want to go out like Scarface in a blaze of glory , but instead of in a coke mansion on a battle field. but before that id want to be goin around like rambo stealth killen cats left and right and then finally get cornered and have a crazy shoot out and eat like 10 bullets before i finally go down and even after that stuff 2 live grenades under my body so when they move in to finish me off i roll over holding 2 grenades and say some thing like " boom *****" and explode taking like an additional 6 people with me.... yeah yeah that be gangsta

Why are people's "how I want to die" thoughts always violent?
I'd like to die peacefully, in my sleep, with a contented mind, and a contented heart, happy that I've done some good in the world.

 

[Blixt]

I vote assassination, because

1.) You are important enough for someone to kill you
2.) Usually a political figure
3.) Martyr to your cause
4.) If they know what they are during, quick and painless


Or old age

 

[rottenbutter]

I would either want to die in a giant robot fight, or be killed by an extremely hot girl. Just something to brag about in the afterlife.

Edit: Or die saving Bruce Campbell's life.

 

[rossatdi]

It might sound a bit weird but I want to die in a blaze of glory failing to save anyone.

There's a line in Spiderman (hear me out) after Goblin has him beaten he says this:
"But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?"

Why bother? Because its the right thing to do. The most ultimately heroic thing to do is die trying when it won't help.

Or to take the Watchmen analogy:

Spoiler

I side with Rorshach. Yeah he might have been a little overly zealous but he stands by what is right when there is no reason to not except for principle. I realise that this is dangerous but there are a few things I would do this for.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

Chainsaw rocket-launcher, do it right, do it big!

 

[Frybird]

In a Zeppelin Accident

 

[Murrah]

To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

 

[klakkat]

Nuclear incident, be it bomb, reactor malfunction, or lab mishap. Don't care if it's intentional or accidental, or my fault.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Another version of this grisly thread huh?

 

[jewru]

To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

ive seen cancer, and near the end your appearance is less then perfect. i suggest you go with a heart attack

 

[curlycrouton]

.and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

That, my friends, is the saddest thing I've heard all day.

Whatever happened to peace?

 

[Combined]

I'd prefer going out in a big ol' nuclear blast. Holding or hugging someone I love very much.

Or as normally as possible.

 

[jewru]

.and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

That, my friends, is the saddest thing I've heard all day.

Whatever happened to peace?

it got murdered by terminator , Rambo , and gears of war

 

[jewru]

Another version of this grisly thread huh?

you mean to say my idea is not completely original? god damn it!

 

[Zallest]

but... i don't WANT to die D:

 

[curlycrouton]

.and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

That, my friends, is the saddest thing I've heard all day.

Whatever happened to peace?

it got murdered by terminator , Rambo , and gears of war

Real violence, is never a good thing, however it is sometimes a sad neccesity.

 

[neoman10]

drowning in a vat of chocolate

 

[Omnidum]

Getting hammered by a really big hammer, look at it as a Permaban.