How would you want to DIE?

[klakkat]

To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

ive seen cancer, and near the end your appearance is less then perfect. i suggest you go with a heart attack

Depends on the type of cancer, but most of them involve a good bit of suffering, while a heart attack doesn't (unless you survive the first one). Also, cancer is completely random. You can work towards a heart attack if you want. I guess you could work towards cancer too by smoking and exposing yourself to various carcinogens, but that tends to be harder to do and less fun than eating the foods likely to give you a heart attack.

Also radiation exposure is a fairly painless way to up your chances of cancer, but in general its hard to get your hands on radioactive substances.

 

[klakkat]

I'd prefer going out in a big ol' nuclear blast. Holding or hugging someone I love very much.

Or as normally as possible.

If I went out in a nuclear blast (which IS my number 1 choice for method of death) I'd much rather be holding onto someone I absolutely hate, and have everyone I love far, far away.

 

[klakkat]

To be honest all I want when I die is to look good rather than bloody and messy. Basically I want to have cancer or something so that my physical appearance would still be perfect. I dont really care about my insides because people are going to clean them out anyway when I die.

ive seen cancer, and near the end your appearance is less then perfect. i suggest you go with a heart attack

Depends on the type of cancer, but most of them involve a good bit of suffering, while a heart attack doesn't (unless you survive the first one). Also, cancer is completely random. You can work towards a heart attack if you want. I guess you could work towards cancer too by smoking and exposing yourself to various carcinogens, but that tends to be harder to do and less fun than eating the foods likely to give you a heart attack.

But eating too many of those foods might make you look less than perfect

Hmm. True. Well, there are always various drugs that help along those lines. Being old won't help your looks much either, so to die by heart attack while still looking good, you'll have to accelerate the process quite a bit.

 

[orifice]

Drug fuelled orgy!

 

[ElephantGuts]

I'd like to die as a captain on a warship in the middle of a naval battle, standing bloody and maimed by shrapnel on the bridge as the ship sinks beneath the waves. I'd look cool. And no one has to deal with my body, except for the sharks, but I'm glad to give them a meal and hopefully keep them away from the survivors that are floating on the waves.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Either peacefully in my sleep before I become too old and decrepit or saving someone's life in a dramatic and heroic manner.

Or killing Germans. If figure if I wait long enough, they'll start another war.

 

[mGoLos]

Quickly ...

 

[Fronken]

I was introduced to my dream-death at a fairly low age, when i watched Golden Eye for the first time, all of you who have seen it know what im talking about ^^, the sauna scene, aaaah yeah

 

[reaper_2k9]

I'm going to go with death by snu snu i have no idea if thats spelled right but anyway why not die doing what you love.

 

[the captain]

I would want to go as a very old man in bed with 3 women whose combined age is about half of mine. what can i say, i'm a dreamer.

 

[Combined]

-lots of bits-

If I went out in a nuclear blast (which IS my number 1 choice for method of death) I'd much rather be holding onto someone I absolutely hate, and have everyone I love far, far away.

Yes, but I meant a bit differently. I meant that if Gov. A was bombing Gov. B and you knew that you're all going to die, with no hope of anyone living and you don't have a worst enemy. I'd just rather be with someone I like/love.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Anything but cancer or any disease really, I lost my two grandmothers to cancer and I don't want to go out like that...

Preferably after I've had two kids and three grandkids too.

 

[chomesuke]

Either peacefully in my sleep before I become too old and decrepit or saving someone's life in a dramatic and heroic manner.

Or killing Germans. If figure if I wait long enough, they'll start another war.

I agree with him! Seriously, those germans started both world wars. All it takes over there is one crazy leader-ish person.

And I would like to die invading, the last stand if you will.

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

Well, I'd rather not die really, but if I have to it would be nice to burn to death, it will be extremely painful, but the fire will totally make up for it. (or at least I hope so)

 

[HerrBobo]

Quickly

 

[Simski]

I believe I have said this before...
I want to be shot in the head, while I'm having sex with my friends ex girlfriend.
I want her scarred for life, and I imagine blood splatter and pieces of brain subtstance over her body might achieve this.
Also I want my friend to see it all, I'm hoping it would mess him up to.
I want him to take my feelings seriously, I'm sure this could make him change his mind.

I'm saying shot in the head since it's messy and it's quick so I probably won't feel a thing.

 

[Avida]

3. Run over by an ambulance
2. Dieing for someone you love


And waaaaay out in front


1. As the lone warrior saving the world from an invasion of millions of sentient balloons that could only harm you by lightly tapping you in the face

 

[Duck Sandwich]

In this crazy hypothetical death situation, I would want to die in the arms of my hypothetical girlfriend/wife, living just long enough to say everything I need, not dying until the very second I finish saying everything I need to say, just like in the movies.

Y'know, as opposed to dying too early

"I love...y(*dies*)"

Or...

"I love you...... (a few seconds later...)Okay, I should be dead any second now....wait for it....(a few minutes later..) OH FOR SHIT'S SA(*dies)"