How would you want to DIE?

[jewru]

Drug fuelled orgy!

yes that is awesome, im surprised at how many people want to die in a nuclear blast, come on people get creative.

 

[jewru]

I'd like to die as a captain on a warship in the middle of a naval battle, standing bloody and maimed by shrapnel on the bridge as the ship sinks beneath the waves. I'd look cool. And no one has to deal with my body, except for the sharks, but I'm glad to give them a meal and hopefully keep them away from the survivors that are floating on the waves.

or the blood from your wounds would send the sharks into a feeding frenzy , in that case your crew dies slow and painfully ....one by one being picked off by sharks...lol

 

[NeedAUserName]

Depends on what kind of life I have lived...

 

[jebussaves88]

duel wielding AK47's, with a scream of "I'm a LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKA"

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I would like to die halfway through a sentence, just to have someone wonder what I was trying to say. It's like my grandad used to say 'if you can't...uggghh...blueberry...argh...french...uuuehh...pajamas...*THUD*

 

[Caliostro]

duel wielding AK47's, with a scream of "I'm a LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKA"

Best...Quote....Ever.



And yeah, I have a few, depending on availability.


1 - Just a peaceful death of old age. Hey, I'd prefer not to die at all, but since that's not quite possible for now.

2 - On top of a hill, as a "last stand" against a horde of zombies/"infected" to allow the last human survivors to make their escape with the cure to where they'll be able to fix the world and repopulate it.

3 - Diving from a skyscraper. The Final Flight.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Backwards at 180mph in a HUGE fireball.

 

[SnowCold]

Defending my contry, or assasintion at old age

 

[HannesPascal]

Either peacefully in my sleep before I become too old and decrepit or saving someone's life in a dramatic and heroic manner.

Or killing Germans. If figure if I wait long enough, they'll start another war.

I agree with him! Seriously, those germans started both world wars. All it takes over there is one crazy leader-ish person.

And I would like to die invading, the last stand if you will.

Actually some Serbian nationalist (or patriot different word same meaning) started the first world war

 

[Assassin_Thunder]

poisoned while having sex with your mum.

 

[jim_doki]

I personally dont want to die if i can avoid it.

That said, i'd like to glue my hands to my face with a piano wire around my neck, tied to a celing fan. when i turned the fan on, i would be decapitated and it will look like i pulled my own head off

 

[foolishnun]

I always said I'd like to jump out of a plane without a parachute cos it would be such an amazing experience. I've always wanted to go sky diving. I imagine it feeling close to flying. And there's just something about the idea that makes me want to do it. Sometimes in high places I get an urge to jump. I'm not suicidal or anything and when I actually went bungee jumping I was so scared I almost didn't do it, but when I'm definitely not going to, I kind of want to. Does that make sense? Is there something wrong with me?

 

[Edable Giraffe]

Young, doing something i love.

 

[Hearthing]

Oh, burning to death deffinately, right in public like a witch burning or herecy claim.

I think it'd be fun.

 

[Canadianwookie]

fighting a kodiak bear.
With a knife.

Or dying of sexual exhaustion with 20 women....

Or free falling from 3000 ft doing both of the above simultaneously.

 

[wewontdie11]

Preferably doing something noble like taking a bullet for somebody I love so at least then my death will have some significance.

Either that or SNOO SNOO!

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Getting stepped on by a transformer.

Or having a vending machine fall on me.

 

[the fifth]

really old, whore house heart attack

 

[jewru]

poisoned while having sex with your mum.

you wouldn't need the poison having sex with my mom