how would you want to die

[The Maddest March Hare]

Fighting a mutated purple chicken while riding a burning jetski at supersonic speeds.

 

[Vianyte]

I would like to be suffocated by Lucy Pinder's tits

 

[crax666]

Hung on old-fashioned gallows or in a guillotine after a long crime spree. Gives me a chance to utter some badass last words. And also I hear hanging gives you a sudden sense of euphoria, while decapitation lets your head still see for a bit.

 

[quiet_samurai]

In an epic sword fight

or

makin sweet love after the epic sword fight.

 

[Kamaitachi]

AK-47 round to the head.

 

[magnuslion]

In an epic battle of good versus evil.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Hung on old-fashioned gallows or in a guillotine after a long crime spree. Gives me a chance to utter some badass last words. And also I hear hanging gives you a sudden sense of euphoria, while decapitation lets your head still see for a bit.

I kinda want to die by decapitation just to see if it's true.

and....

Welcome to the Escapist!

 

[ryai458]

go down fighting, killing dozens of my enemies dragging out my death as long as possible.

 

[LogicNProportion]

In real life? Fighting for my beliefs.

As a fantasy-joke my friends and I share? Man, I want it so that when I'm being backed into a corner by a horde of my enemies, wolves, thugs, whatever! Man, I wanna rup my hands together twice, spread my figners out and go SHAZAM and detoante with the power of a nuke, taking those sonzabitches with me!

 

[TimeLord]

Hit by an ambulance!

Nothing says "awesome death" like some good ol' Irony

I'd like to die with a post count higher than Furburts.

To do that you will have to kill him first!

O/T: I'd like to die after a heroic last stand

 

[Spiner909]

Die making a great sacrifice.

 

[KValentine]

I want to die after punching God in the face.

 

[TheZapper]

Any situation that allows my last words to be 'oh bugger' in an upper class british accent.

 

[Kiefer13]

I'd rather just not die.

But if I must, then in the centre of a huge explosion after making a heroic sacrifice, preferably taking as many of my enemies with me as possible.

 

[wolfy098]

death via failed parachute or

Spoiler: anti theist comment

jump out a plane and shoot the pope I fall.
I'd have "for those who were stoned in africa" on a banner hanging off my shoulders...

What I can dream can't I?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Hit by an ambulance!

Nothing says "awesome death" like some good ol' Irony

I'd like to die with a post count higher than Furburts.

To do that you will have to kill him first!

O/T: I'd like to die after a heroic last stand

I'm planning on it

 

[Uncreation]

I would like NOT to die. Also, i see alot of people would like to die as heroes. I just don't get what the big whoop is all about.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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