I'd have the following songs played:
In the fade - Queens of the Stone Age
PMA til I'm DOA - Cancer Bats
No black ties allowed. One factor of traditional funerals I never understood was to make the occasion more depressing than it already was by symbolising certain items of clothing. A funeral is a celebration of a life that has unfortunately met its end, but a celebration of a life lived nonetheless.
People would do readings of all the fun times we had together then there would be a big party, first track played being Firecrack this by Cancer Bats. Everyone would also be glad that least I didn't go out like GG Allin.