How you think you'll die.

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Etrius_the_seraphim

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Iraq im the only one let n my squad surrounded i shoot a few get captured then when im bing interrogated by a big important terrorist general..........i go jihad on with a bomb i took off one of his men and take him out with me
 

captain awesome 12

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stinkychops said:
captain awesome 12 said:
Take the Call of Duty 4 ending only the main character using his dying breath to kill off Zakhaev as he was about to detonate a string of Nuclear bombs around the world. That or Danilov's death in Enemy at the Gates where he lets Major Konig snipe him in order to give away his position.
He didn't die, Kamorov saved him.
I know, I didn't state what I meant well enough sorry. I meant that he does die, but uses his last breath to shoot Zakhaev.
 

ianuam

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I'm going to die at the age of 296, dressed as Superman while attempting to surf around the event horizon of a black hole. It will be awesome.

In reality i'm kinda hoping transhumanism will stretch my life out to the extent i'll merge and biological death will be a sort of grey area. Most likely i'll die in my sleep in my 90's/100s though.
 

Twentyfists

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I'm going to be killed in an epic martial arts battle after mortally wounding a ninja werewolf that kills me by ripping out my spine.

Either that or I'm going to die while "sleeping" with one of those female types in my 80s. I've always liked the idea of coming and going at the same time.
 

SADASS

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In Real Life, Yet Another Stupid Death..

The Ravenous Hobo bites! The bite was poisoned! [30 pts]
kick
In what direction?
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"SHIT"
Ouch! That hurts! [3 pts] You Die...

SADASS
30 Au
Killed By
Kicking a wall.
 

ChaosTheory3133

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I believe I will have a sudden stroke which causes me to rampage through various locales destroying countless private property before I die face first in a fountain wearing only a belt. Now THAT'S a way to die, go out with a bang. (Preferably not the bomb kind)
 

TMAN10112

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Probably an explosives expirement gone wrong, I like messing around with explosive material just a little too much.
 

Lizatonic

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my friend once told me I would "die in some weird way like slipping on a banana peel." She's probably right.
 

USSR

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I will die by a cake, blender, mice, and I really large vacuum cleaner

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Eldritch Warlord

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I'll accidentally inhale a few small pieces of Sham WOW! which will absorb all the moisture in my lungs causing asphyxiation. A generous advertisement deal functions as my life insurance.

Sham WOW! guy said:
See this small piece *holds up tweezers* look at that you can't even see it! But it can absorb all the moisture out of your lungs which I can attest are pretty wet and I'll prove it to you. *squeezes tweezers, physically improbable amount of water comes out* This piece of Sham WOW! was actually in a person's lungs! Died of asphyxiation, poor guy, that's death caused by lack of oxygen by the way. Anyway, it sucked all the water out like a vacuum...
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