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MeChaNiZ3D

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1. Mummified. That way if a necromancer comes along there's the possibility of people still recognising me.
2. Donate body to science and be grafted onto other people. Like Ocelot's arm.
3. Transferred to robot body.
4. Out of airlock into space, eventually collide with something.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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If they can find all the bits, maybe they'll bury them, or something... Cuz when I go, it's gonna be BIG.

Of course, depending on what goes down in my future, the nature of the explosion may mean there are no bits left... So that would be efficient...
 

chadachada123

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If my family gets me a huge service, then they are inconsiderate dickwads. They have specific instructions to not waste thousands of dollars on bullshit like a funeral. If they feel the need to waste money, I've told them to buy a speed boat or something instead, since at least that would serve SOME purpose.

As for my body, I want absolutely anything/everything to go towards helping people, or to science, or to both. Fuck, if I could donate every last drop of blood as I took my last breath, I would.

There is no reason for anyone else to not do the same in this day and age, and I consider it a moral imperative to donate all of your organs and tissues. If you don't, you're either uneducated, or an asshole, or both.
 

rayman56

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I want Chuck Norris to come to my funeral and cry over my coffin. Nothing is more awesome than having people think you were that man's friend.
 

Blood Brain Barrier

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SaneAmongInsane said:
It's silly because it shouldn't matter. I'm dead, so what do I care what happens to this pound of meat once I'm gone?
Yep. Doesn't matter one bit because you're not around to care.

I won't willingly donate my body to science though. It'll just be used, in the end, to create weapons or kill people.
 

Gennadios

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Personally I'd just love to do it naturally, as in just be left where I fall for the scavengers and the long process of melding into the Greater Equation.

As if that's gonna happen, there is literally nowhere on this earth left for that. The only uninhabited places that are rarely tread are arctic regions and deserts, and the last thing I want is some dick digging up my heat jerkeyed or frosted remains.

I guess being unembalmed and getting buried in an forest would be a close second.
 

TheTJackson

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Advanced Cremation. And by that I mean I want to be fired into the sun. I don't care what it takes, this will happen.
 

Instant K4rma

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Watching the Earth speed towards the Sun, a cold drink in my hand, and not a care in the (soon to be short-lived) world. That's right, we fly into the Sun. Bring the fight to it.
 

lunavixen

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Phasmal said:
... but to me it seemed like the whole thing was trying to make you as sad as possible.
Boyfriend says that's kinda the point so everyone can get their feelings out, but to me it seems like twisting the knife on people who are already grieving.
Thats exactly how I felt after my grandfather died.

When I die, I want to be cremated
 

Tanis

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Dedicate my body to science.

I'm dead, I don't care.

Let 'em cut me up in front of a live studio audience and literally PICK MY BRAIN.

Whatever.
 

Catfood220

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For all those people saying they want to be cremated, supposing that you live a long full life, then you will probably end up being resomated (I think thats the correct term).

http://www.resomation.com/index_files/Page347.htm

Basically because cremation is so ecologically unsound.

Anyway, when I die I don't want to be embalmed, I want to just be put in a coffin with holes drilled in the bottom, I want my funeral to take place a month after my death and in that time I want my body stored somewhere really hot. Then on the day of my funeral, I want all the people I can't stand to carry my coffin as the rotting body fluids slush out of the holes in the bottom of the coffin, covering them in me, I get the smug satisfaction of getting the last laugh on them.
 

Geth Reich

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My suicide vest going off, advancing the glorious cause of the Geth Reich.

Captcha: "Full monty"-or dying mid-Full Monty routine!
 

Korolev

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When I die, my body will be assessed for its suitability to be used as a medical teaching specimen. If my corpse is deemed good enough, then the university will get it and do whatever it wants with it for a period of 3 years, then they'll dispose of my corpse however my will or remaining family wants.

Which is this: Put me in the ground, no coffin (or a very cheap paper box coffin) or burn me up. If I'm dead, I don't care what you do with my corpse. I'm dead. I don't exist any longer. Why do I care what happens to the pile of (now dead) cells and minerals and fats and protein that was once me? The purpose of my body is to keep me alive - if I'm dead, then it no longer has a purpose.

You are not your corpse. A corpse is merely the empty shell of a person - a corpse WAS a person, but is no longer. Do whatever you want with mine, as long as it either 1) Serves a useful function (like being on display in a medical school) and or 2) Doesn't inconvenience people or cost a lot of money. No fancy funerals for me - when I die, my friends and family can stay home and merely remember me (if they want).

Burn my corpse up, put it in the sea, put it in the ground for the worms and plants - I don't care. And when I'm dead I CAN'T CARE.
 

Tiger Sora

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Viking funeral. My body will be placed on a boat atop a pile of wood. It shall be set alight and I shall be pushed out to sea. I'm not a viking nor have any family who were ever Norse to my knowledge. But it's how I want to be sent off so to say.
 

UltraXan

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Cryogenic refrigeration. I understand that when I'm dead, I'm dead. Cryogenic refrigeration may not actually bring me back, but hey, at least there's a better chance of coming back from that than, say... *everything else*
 

DudeistBelieve

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Blood Brain Barrier said:
SaneAmongInsane said:
It's silly because it shouldn't matter. I'm dead, so what do I care what happens to this pound of meat once I'm gone?
Yep. Doesn't matter one bit because you're not around to care.

I won't willingly donate my body to science though. It'll just be used, in the end, to create weapons or kill people.
Yet I'm alive right now, and knowing full well I physically won't be able to care upon my death, I still find myself caring right now.
 

BlackStar42

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I'll give whatever parts they can use to the doctors, and I'd quite like a Viking burial for what's left. I won't care too much though, being dead and all.