Hulk Out Moments.

[KazeAizen]

Ok making this because yes I've reached one of those so I offer the chance for others to share their pain. Any recent moments or events in life that would have more or less made you the Incredible Hulk. Go.

For me its playing 5 damn games of League of Legends. Being put against people way out of my league 5 times even though I wasn't duo with anyone. And then losing 5 humiliating times. Also Varus. Varus just pissed me off today. I cannot hear that stupid arrow sound of his right now without wanting to tear someone's trachea out. So like I said. Recent Hulk moments Go!

 

[Queen Michael]

I was riding the subway, and there was a woman with a stroller. She had placed her stroller in a way that made it impossible for other people to use the three seats closest to her, but as far as I could tell there wasn't many other possiblities for her to have a stroller on the train and not block everybody's way.

Anyway, three women were looking at her and talking about how rude they thought she was, probably not so loudly that she could hear but loudly enough for me to hear. Finally I'd had it.

"You know, etiquette dictates that you don't say nasty things about people until they're not around to hear you," I told them. "Have you tried asking her to move the stroller?"

"Well, no, but it shouldn't be necessary."

"Ah, I see, the typical Swede. You don't want to solve the problem, you just want to complain."
Then it reached the point when she'd say something and when I'd try to talk back she wouldn't let me get a word in, but since I didn't want to be shut up I kept talking, and then my stop came.

 

[lacktheknack]

I don't hulk out very easily.

The closest I think I've ever gotten is playing Street Fighter IV, Sakura, thirtieth attempt.

;______;

 

[Zhukov]

I've only genuinely lost my temper twice in my life. Last time was almost a decade ago, in my teens.

Both times were over minor things. Straw-that-broke-the-camel's-back type situations.

 

[DanielBrown]

When I failed my fifth driving exam I became hulk as fuck. Wasn't really the failing that got to me, but the fact that she claimed that I would've killed someone if she hadn't been there. Have heard plenty of stupid reasons for not getting my license, however her claim seriously came straight out of her ass.
Yes, I was a bit late on spotting the pedestrian, but I was going in 15 km/h at the time and was putting my foot on the brake right when she slammed it into the floor(I didn't even know she did that until we were done with the driving).

We ended up shouting at each other for a few minutes. Ended with her saying "I'm going to my boss to tell him about you! Next time you drive up you'll have two examineers with you!"
It took huge amounts of self-preservation to not punch her in the face.

And yes, five fails is horrible. Apart from driving up in Stockholm, which isn't easy, their cars are awful. Not sure if it's only me, but I can't feel the pedals under my feet in their cars(I do have huge feet though). Every time I gotta get the car in motion I panic which makes the hole thing stressful as fuck.

Edit: Just thought I'd add that I did my sixth attempt this morning and got the license without any issues. Yay me! DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Scarim Coral]

Honestly it has been a long time since I had "Hulk out". Granted there has been plenty of time I wanted to Hulk out mainly at my job toward my manager and the supervisor she favour but I'm pretty sure I would of gotten sacked for it.
I won't say it's good for me to keep my anger and frustration all in since I know it's bad to do that all the time.

 

[Siege_TF]

One time chasing down a shoplifter he managed to hork a parabolic lougie into my eye. I was impressed for a fraction of a second, and The Incredulous Hulk for several seconds thereafter. I was the designated bike patrol poor bastard at that site, although I had just locked up my wheels to go on a brake when he came pelting out of a door followed by several of my colleagues. I ran significantly faster angry than he could scared, and we wrote off his ensuing injuries as running into a wall, which he technically did a few times.

Scumbag wasn't even poor, he just didn't feel like paying for a designer shirt.

 

[Rblade]

"you have been disconnected due to a bad connection" gets me pretty much every time. I for some reason get really angry with machines not doing what I bought them to do.

 

[dementis]

My biggest hulk out moment, was one of pure rage in the final year of secondary school when I found out my girlfriend was cheating on someone with me. That was the worst part after being with her for a year, she'd been with this other guy for 2 years, sufficed to say rage ensued and at the end of it all I was seen as the bad guy.

I get a mini hulk out every morning when commuting to work because I cycle and riding against a winter wind is slow, numbing and exhausting. I can usually be seen shouting profanities at the sky like a crazy ancient Greek prophet.

 

[Zhukov]

Not sure if it's only me, but I can't feel the pedals under my feet in their cars(I do have huge feet though).

Yeah, I have that problem with some cars.

I have big feet and I usually wear hiking shoes or army boots (i.e. thick-soloed footwear). Also, I'm used to driving vehicles with fairly weighty controls. So when I get into one of those tiny bubble cars with feather-light fairy-foot pedals, I'm all over the place. Trying to do a handbrake start when you can't feel the pressure of the clutch or accelerator under your foot is nightmarish.

 

[Strazdas]

I just finished dealing with enemies and repaired my base, got my army ready and am about to assualt them. They drop a nuclear bomb on top of my offensive force. I punch my sofa into another room.
Simple.

 

[Frybird]

Hearing a work colleague at break time as her conversation with someone else about lifestyles/work-ethics in other countries devolves into a weird, highly irritating and infuriating series of comments about Africa.

To sum it up, the sentences that made me leave in order to prevent screaming insults at her were along the lines of:

"Maybe Africans had better living conditions if they hadn't such a laid back lifestyle" (yea, goddamn lazy children, just playing with thier assault rifles shooting people all day instead of going to school!)
and
(half jokingly, i'd guess, but still, not cool) "Perhaps that's why 'we' had invaded them so easily" ('We' are german, so yeah, Nazi-Reference).

I rarely felt so enraged by the shit-stained words falling out of a stupid mouth, and never so much over something that grates me out of necessary political correctness.

"Thankfully", i never liked that person much anyways, but now i don't feel the need anymore that i should still be polite and friendly to her.

 

[Tropicaz]

Not exactly orthodox for this site, but FIFA 14 ultimate team. It has a lot of flaws, but one of the most infuriating is the tendency the game has to disconnect you from the servers after a game finishes, yet counting it as a loss and disconnection on your part.

Nothing like scraping through with a hard-fought win only for the game to chuck you out and credit you with a loss, only to let you instantly reconnect.

 

[Barbas]

Spoiler

Not exactly orthodox for this site, but FIFA 14 ultimate team. It has a lot of flaws, but one of the most infuriating is the tendency the game has to disconnect you from the servers after a game finishes, yet counting it as a loss and disconnection on your part.

Nothing like scraping through with a hard-fought win only for the game to chuck you out and credit you with a loss, only to let you instantly reconnect.

Yes...disconnections are annoying enough without the system counting it against you in your statistics. That and rubber-banding. Nnnnnggg....frustrating...

 

[Someone Depressing]

I'm usually a calm person. I show little emotion when I'm in public, and I don't socialise much in general.

However, I have completely lost it a few times in my life. Somebody had quite literally thrown a brick at me. I just stared at them for a second - they were about 17 - and they were laughing with their little **** friends. So I threw the brick back; hit him in the face, and he was bleeding profusely. I then picked up another brick, and the rest of ran away.

I felt like an asshole, because I had completely lost it. Still hilarious looking back on it though.

Another time? Some woman doing nothing about her screaming baby who was kicking my chair on a bus; it was late, and everybody was tired. I eventually lost it and just said, "Please, get your fucking baby under control." "WHAT DID YOU FACKING SAY? I WILL RAISE MY KIDS HOW I FACKING WANT, YOU HEAR ME, YOU FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS-" She got pretty pissed and got off the bus. Into the middle of nowhere. Ah, Britain, your people are comparable to walking moluscs.

I've only done this once when playing a game: Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call.

Matador raised his speed to the maximum amount, I don't hit him for about 6 turns. He only hits me once in those 6 turns.
He wiped out my entire party, all of whom were at full health, with doubled defense.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I get a mini hulk out every morning when commuting to work because I cycle and riding against a winter wind is slow, numbing and exhausting. I can usually be seen shouting profanities at the sky like a crazy ancient Greek prophet.

I love this.

I had a friend who mentioned once that there was a guy with a really weird dress sense that he kept seeing on his morning commute, then we pointed out that he wore these ridiculous massive green headphones/earmuffs every day, so the same guy probably considered him to be a really weird guy that was on his commute to work.

 

[Fifty-One]

I hulked out Leonidas-Style as a kid. It was on a family vacation. My Dad had recently remarried and my new Step-Mom had two younger kids. At first, my younger brother and I didn't get along with her kids at all. We thought they were spoiled and they thought we were jerks.

Anyway, we were on vacation on a lake and my Dad asked me to head down to the dock and grab my step-brother for dinner. After a little back and forth he screamed at me that "You're Dad isn't my Dad. And when my parents get back together you're Dad will be alone and I won't have to listen to him ever again."

Having finally lost it I front kicked him off the dock and into the lake.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Playing FTL, jumping to the next location, and the first thing I see is a huge star very close in the background. I hate solar flares! Exacerbating the issue is that you can't just jump to the next location after you've beaten the enemy ship like you usually can, you actually have to wait for your engines to charge. That pernicious star always seems to get just one last flare in just as I'm ready to jump.

Playing Pokemon and encountering a wild Pokemon with the Arena Trap ability.


Playing LoL and getting matched up against an enemy using Teemo. It always seems like enemy Teemos are absolutely unstoppable, while Teemos on my team are rather incompetent. Then again, I'm hardly a pro myself, so hush my mouth.

Watching an ad for a video only to have the video not load properly afterwards.